Contrary to all other definitions - which have mainly been chavs - rudes are predominately poor inner city youths wearing completely black tracksuites with flat caps and bikes. Mostly involved with low time drug dealing and gangs rudes are extremly violent. Basically any time you read about someone getting stabbed in london under the age of 20 they were a rude and were stabbed by rudes. From what i can see heavily influenced by Nigerian, sommalian and jamacan culture.
by HACKNEYMANDEMZ July 11, 2008
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Having no education, no qualifications, Rude Boys are driven to desperation. They rob, stab, and steal, loot, shoot and wail. They are rougher than rough, tougher than tough, and dreader than dread.

Their actions are unlawful, but these are good men, who do what they must to provide for themselves and their families.

You can not work if there is no job. If your family is starving you will take the food you see, like a lion kills for his lioness.

Don't confuse a Rude Boy with a bad man, a Rude Boy can be a righteous man. They are the by-product of a society that takes from them every day, and forgets them when there is nothing left to take.
I introduce myself as the rudest of all rude boys. Some people call me dreader than dread. And if anyone try to stop rude boys they will get sick in their heads. And end up in the cemetary because theyll be dead. No 100, no 1000 years, no clean face man can judge dread. And when we win this appeal you'll pay for every mans head. So don't be a fool just play cool. Because this is rude boy dreader than dread.

“But as you can see, they’re from a poor generation
Having no education, no qualification
So they’ve driven to desperation
Can’t get no job so they’ve forced to rob
I’m not saying they should, but as you know
A hungry man is an angry man
So think it over before you bind them over
Please give them a break to mend their mistakes
As you already know, robbery was from creation
For robbery befell the black nation
Our ancestors once ruled the world and all it’s gold
But now we’re poor.” ­ Martin (Barrow, 56)
by Mat Mc April 27, 2008
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Britain's major problem.

People who should be advised to commit suicide.

The only type of person I have punched.
No, lets not go into that shop, look at the crowd of rude boys that surrounds it.

Oh shit. Rude boys.
by Burton Earny April 11, 2004
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Rude boys, along with Townies and Chavs are basically a bunch of no-hopers that are steadily on the increase in Britain. They are losers who aspire to ridiculously dressed rap artists such as 50 Cent who give off a completely inaccurate portrayal of American Ghettoes. The modern British rude boy is almost always born into a middle or upper class family and have a perfect upbringing. When they reach their teens they will, in a sorry attempt to rebel against their horribly sheltered upbringing, start speaking and dressing like idiots. They will pay little or no attention to their education and begin smoking and doing other light drugs by the time they reach Y9 at secondary school. In actuality underprivileged children who are brought up in real Ghettoes would embrace an education as a chance to escape from the harsh gun-culture that they are forced into. British rude boys waste the middle-class opportunities they are blessed with and ruin their lives.

Rude boys hate anyone who does not conform to this stereotype. Anyone who shows any signs of individuality and doesn’t enjoy listening to 50 Cent, Tupac or even Blazin' Squad (A bunch of teenage pricks with abnormally small heads and a fixation with prostitutes who probably all went to Oxford and whose parents own villas in the south of France).

I could go on...but I wont 'cos this definition could turn into a novel.

So, to summarise. A rude boy is the very epitome of British conformism and cowardice.

They are scum.
RUDE BOY: "I lost my virginity to a hooker when I was 12, I smoke 'cos I’m gangsta!"
INDIVIDUAL: "Sure you did Eugene...we all believe you."
by The Last Individual February 11, 2005
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Basically a Bristish wanna-Be Ghetto who thinks their hard and heavy and hangs around outside Mcdonalds in perfectly normal areas such as Croydon threatening to start "beef" with anyone who "screws" them. They think that the following try to be like them but really they are all the same thing. retarded ugly mong-faces who think getting "pissed" in Slutton every weekend is their lifelong ambition:
see, chavpikeypikeysbeggit
Words to describe them retarded loser dickhead twat mofo tramp scum weed smoker
The list goes on...and on...and on...
I could name about 200 of them but they will think its a compliment so i'll leave it.
by ~*~ME~*~ January 8, 2005
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people should take baseball bats with them when driving and if they see a gang of these 'rude bois' casuing trouble, fuckin well smash their heads in. 5 points for blood, 10 points if theyre unconscious and a whopping 50 points for a kill. o my sweet pyjamas.
(gang of rude bois approaches a lone person walking home)
rude: oi mush gis a fuckin pound innit
person: nah sorry i dont have anythin
rude: ya fuckin gay ya fuckin startin?
person: fuck
person in car: (thinking) o look a bunch of rudeboys making trouble, baseball bat time
by merlin January 25, 2005
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Originally from jamaica, rudeness got distorted into the present form it takes on the streets of the UK.
Rudes are at epidemic proportions in england and should be culled to keep the population under control.
Rudes can be identified by their almost vertical baseball caps, skin tight clothes, trousers tucked into their socks, masses of jewelry (even males, if you can call them males).
"Ya mate"
"Go to bed!"
and "Cmon then! Ya wanna fight"
to witch you reply yes because they are 5 years younger than you, then their druggie brother with a knife and a huge "possy" jumps out from the bin they live in.
by Anonymous September 11, 2003
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