Roadhouse

A Roadhouse is when you take a two shits in one trip to the bathroom, but in two sittings. The named is derived from the bar in the movie Roadhouse called "The Double Deuce". Its when you go to the bathroom sit on the toilet, take a shit, wipe, get up, pull your pants up, wash your hands, and just before you leave the bathroom you realize you are not done shitting. Now you have to sit back on the toilet for a 2nd shit(double deuce) or a Roadhouse.
Bill: What took you so long? You were in the bathroom for REALLY long time.
Dave: I would have been done sooner, but I had to shit twice.
Bill: Oh man, a Roadhouse. That happened to me last week after that Jalapeno eating contest.
by HudsonHicksBishop November 27, 2013
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Roadhouse

Pooping twice in one day. The bar in the movie was called the "Double Deuce". Pooping twice in a day would be going #2 twice, hence a "double deuce", or a "Roadhouse"
After emerging from the bathroom after his second dump, he told his roomate he just pulled a Roadhouse.
by kjw36 December 23, 2010
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Roadhousing

The act of simply saying the word "roadhouse" during or immediately after the moment of sexual climax.

The word roadhouse may/should be delivered in the deadpan style or manner of Seth MacFarlane as the voice of Peter Griffin from the television show Family Guy (see Season 8 Episode 4)

Roadhousing may be delivered at the precise moment of climax, or after a dramatic pause.

May also accompany skeet shooting.
A common example of Roadhousing:

Person A: Oh baby, ooh, I love you, I loooove you. Gawwwwd geeez urrrrrrg (etc. to climax)

Person B: Roadhouse.
by Bryk December 30, 2010
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Roadhouse

The act of a female "motorboating" a man's jewels.
by dereckscoworker November 05, 2010
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Roadhoused

(verb.) The act of parting really hard, drinking whatever and staying up past 1:30am - only to repeat the next night, at the Riverview Roadhouse.
“Man, I Roadhoused so hard last night with Syd & Ashton. It’ll take me two days to recover.”
by Brad-Zilla May 21, 2021
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Roadhouse

Cock lover; A road to dick and a house as a sanctuary of man meat.
Chris is a total roadhouse; Miss piggy lives in a moderate roadhouse.
by The Whorenado January 19, 2010
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roadhoused

Getting the shit beaten out of you, most likely in spectacular and exciting redneck fashion. An obvious homage to "Roadhouse", which, is one of the best movies ever!
Oh my God! After hitting on that chick he got totally roadhoused by her boyfriend and his frat buddies!
by Crace Selvage March 06, 2010
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