How mad are you right now? 

A taunt used to shame and further infuriate an already disturbed individual. Often used in the gaming world but can be applied in many situations. A variation of "you mad bro?" The phrase is used to incense the victim into a state of unmitigated rage and/or anti-social behavior. Best served with a subdued or amiable tone. Can be repeated until victim reaches desired state of emotional turmoil.

*John loses at Madden due to a fumble at the goal line*
Chris: How mad are you right now?
John: Pretty mad. Lamar Jackson never fumbles!
Chris: But how mad are you right now?
John: *primal scream*

How mad are you right now? by zeropersonality March 12, 2020

I'm right behind you

something someone says to get you to look behind you

"I'm right behind you"
*looks back*
*no one's there*

*looks around*
*no one's around*

:shrug: eh I'll just go back to searching up random shit on urban dictionary

I'm right behind you by sak_ura March 13, 2021

call you right back 

what your jackass boyfriend says and then plays x-box and calls you 3 hours later wondering why you are infact mad.

"hey babe call you right back"

.. 3 Hours Later

"Hey babe i love you, what are you doing?"

call you right back by ChloeB August 3, 2007

Sho you right! 

Urban slang for "I SOOO agree with you." Indicates assent, but also can mean its opposite "We both know better," via sarcasm, in the same way that "I could CARE less" can mean "I cannot possibly care less."

"The government says it needs the equivalent of 50 quadrillion printed pages of telephone-record information to keep us safe."

"Sho you right! (chuckles)"

Sho you right! by al-in-chgo June 15, 2013

I am so gay for you right now 

A phrase that is used mostly by heterosexual couples to profess their love/ sexual attraction for each other at that moment.

It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.

(Man and Woman looking lovingly into each other's eyes) Woman: I am so gay for you right now.

Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game

Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....

I am so gay for you right now by weeksfree February 9, 2010

you right 

After someone has made a claim, the second second speaker uses this phrase to express agreement, excitement, and possibly even non-chalance. Many linguists have placed the origins of this phrase near Pawtucket, RI.

Bro 1: Yo dawg, I hear there is a party at the local discotech. We should totally hit that thing up and scout for some females...

Bro 2: Yeah man. You right, you right.

Hot Girl: I really like the movie The Notebook. Such a good movie right?

Bro 2: Yeah man. You right, you right.

Ben Afflack: My boy's wicked smart!

Bro 2: Yeah man. You right, you right.

you right by theJeese April 25, 2011

I'll call you right back 

Meaning: I have more important things to do than waste oxygen on you right now.

"Awe bra, I'll call you right back in 10 minutes (wahaha, idiot. Get rekt)" - Wayne the gay

I'll call you right back by Jimbob McGraw November 24, 2021