resolutionaries

Those people crowding the gym during the first few weeks of January.

The gym was too full of resolutionaries for me to work out today, but it should be better by February.

by Docta Puella January 14, 2009

Resolutionaries

Noun: individuals who decide to follow through with their New Year's resolution in full force....until they become lethargic, apathetic, or just plain distraught. Often purchasing brand new attire/equipment from the latest store to fit the part. May even preach to others about their new-found zest for life in the two weeks that they are, in fact, taking part in making their resolution, a success.

"Man, the track is full of resolutionaries this morning...I'll give them two weeks".

by WickedSkaDork January 9, 2009

New Years Resolutionaries

A person that only goes to the gym in the 4 week period after January 1st. They tend to be fat and hog all of the machines. They quit working out at the rate of 25% per week. A small percentage will show up 1 week before spring break to do curls and crunches.

I couldn't get on a bench press because there was a line of three New Years Resolutionaries

by fightthepower January 6, 2010

New Year's Resolutionary

Anyone with hardcore conviction to stick to their New Year's Resolution...for a period of time not to exceed one month but often as short as one day...

A January Joiner is a specific example of a New Year's Resolutionary...

She quit the grit for her New Year's Resolution, and all day she's been preachin' to anyone who isn't quick or smart enough to avoid her about the evils of tabacco...

Have no fear...She'll be suckin' down 5 sticks at a time this time next week in true New Year's Resolutionary style...

by jt001 January 20, 2006

Resolutionary War

When you go to the gym in January and you have to battle for equipment because of all the people who made New Year's resolutions to get in shape.

I was almost killed in the Resolutionary War while fighting to get on a treadmill. I can't wait for February when things will be back to normal.

by sprtagt January 7, 2016

Resolutionary

1. (Adjective) Involving or causing a complete or dramatic change due to one's New Year's Resolution.

2. (Noun) (pl. revolutionaries) A person or group of persons who are acting on their newly impassioned New Year's Resolution.

Willie, "Wow. The gym is full of resolutionaries. Every workout station is occupied by a resolutionary!"

Dylan, "And resolution in the air."

by Virgometer January 16, 2013

Resolutionary

Person or group who changes their behavior for the first few weeks of the new year. A person only carries out their new years resolution for the first 2-4 weeks of the new year.

"The gym is always crowded in January because the resolutionary's

haven't given up on their goals yet."

by Djcollege December 19, 2017