Five paragraph ramble 

An english essay that is the result of no sleep, no prior planning, or blanking on an in class essay with a result of a full five paragraph essay without any really topic or thesis behind it.

Person one: man I have no idea what I was just writing about on that in class essay. I think it might have just been a five paragraph ramble
Person two: aw sucks bro

Five paragraph ramble by EnglishIsNotMyForte December 27, 2011

Alex The Rambler

Alex The Rambler is a British You tuber who is best know for playing the grand strategy game Hoi4 (Hearts of Iron 4). His friend are isorrowproductions, Feedback Gaming, Rimmy Downunder Gaming, and The Spiffing Brit. His current lover is Drew Durnil gay.

Guy one: Hey did you hear Alex The Rambler is quieting Hoi4?
Guy two: Who, what?

Alex The Rambler by Tito the wise October 29, 2019

ramble

Just talking, alot and with no specific point in sight.

The retarded teacher likes to ramble.

ramble by Finch February 10, 2005

Quad Cities Rambler 

While the female is shitting on the toilet she is also giving a blowjob to the male standing in front of her

Dude, last night I got a Quad Cities Rambler from Stacy. We're throwing away ALL the Pepto in this house!!

Quad Cities Rambler by Mitchell Wharton October 19, 2010

Post-ramble 

Post-ramble is the portion of the Constitution that nobody really pays attention to, while also seeming to drag on to no end. Besides having been altered numerous times, the post-ramble takes a back seat to the more heatedly debated Bill of Rights, and other amendments, as well as the Preamble.

Bob: Did you know that at one time, Black people were considered 3/5 of a person?

Ted: Yes, but it doesn't matter anyway. First, that was amended, and secondly, it was in the Post-ramble, so it isn't like it would really be discussed.

Post-ramble by Frank Earnest June 16, 2011

chronic non-sensical ramblers 

The ability to ramble in a non-sensical fashion, chronically.

Awesome Rossome's blog

chronic non-sensical ramblers by Jazzberry June 3, 2004

rumblesigh 

A sigh given by a fat person. Often associated with rumblethighs and lard. The person in question can be a hunk, but this is not necessarily true.

Normal Hunk: So when that happened, I tried to use another method, and so uninteresting stuff this and uninteresting stuff that and blah blah blah.
Fat Hunk: ++~~**//RumbleSigh\\**~~++ just shut up already

rumblesigh by rolardy July 27, 2010