qweef

A vaginal fart that women expose during their climax. It is known to come out with ova and even some pain.

Holy shit Kyle, i just blew a qweef! Whew! I gotta go wipe myself!

by kaitlyn February 10, 2005

qweefed

a pussy fart.

i qweefed

by qweefed January 04, 2018

Qweef

When a girl farts out of her pussy.

"Ah...yeah...I just qweefed, I was holding that in all day!"

"I accidentally qweefed by Ted today."

"Oh my gawd! I think I just qweefed!"

"Qweefing is tasty and healthy for your pussy juice."

by Zenechules April 27, 2009

Chief qweef

When a bad bitch qweefs while sosa.

Bob:Hey you know that girl I was with last night?
Joe: yeah
Bob: she chief qweefed so hard that smoke came out
Joe: HOLY ANGELINA JOLIE!

by Na$tea November 09, 2013

Qweef Slap

A girl/girls that qweef on their hand and then slaps a male of any age in the face with the hand they qweefed on

Hey jessica I just qweef slapped my little brother!

by Jkilla37 January 28, 2010

Fattew Qweef

A overgrown lard boy who is also referred to as fat and gay. Most of the Tews tend to get girls pregnant then fall in love this may then result in mood swings and noticeable downer on there vocals.

Fattew qweef you are such a overgrown cunt why did you kill me ~ OG-_-W1nterburn(2021)

by Mattheath856 February 17, 2021

Qweef Ball

The game of Qweef ball requires players and a tennis ball. the goal is quite simple. throw the ball into the gap in the couch cushions that represent a vagina. when you barely miss, or it pops out, this is considered to be a premature ejaculation. when it hits both cushions, but it doesn't go in, this is called a sideways splatter. The game is just like around the world with basketball, but you just take a large step back and shoot the tennis ball. Have fun and qweef your way into the fun!!!!!!!

Qweef ball!!!! THROW THAT SHIT IN!!!!!!!!!!

by Merv the Perv March 11, 2014