province of canada

The place that was holding back confederation for years because some fuck ups landed it in a ridiculous amount of debt.
Guy: why was confederation so difficult, again?

Guy 2: The province of Canada was full of dumbfucks.
by Xx_ShadowTheHeadgehofg69_xX January 28, 2017
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Woo-ham Province

Internet mind-viruses that won't believe that the COVID crisis is just what it is - a rampant dangerous virus of natural origins. Instead we are to believe it comes from secret military labs (in China of course) or was activated by 5G mobile phone signals, in a bid to get us all in lock-down, in a fascistic mind-controlled police state or to implement Agenda-21. Just nuts.
It is located somewhere in the backwoods of the US Deep South or Bible-belt, where 1st cousins or brothers and sisters marry, they bathe once a fortnight and where dinner is either road-kill or lead bullet-ridden wild hog.
The mind virus contagion from Woo-ham Province is spreading and the hicks are hoarding more guns than usual and lynching anyone non-Caucasian.
by Crap Artiste April 02, 2020
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From the movie "Deathrace: 2000"
Comprising all of North America and several overseas possesions and ruled by a 'Big Brother' type leader known as 'Mr. President.' The only political party in the UPA is known as the 'Bipartisan Party,' and order is maintained by a purple tuxedoed Secret Police.
The flag of the UPA consists of 13 gold and red stripes and small field of white in the upper left hand corner sporting a large gold open hand, as if ordering "halt!" surrounded by two gold lightening bolts.
The dulled and jaded popullace of the UPA gets it's only enjoyment from the annual Cross Country Road Race, aka The Deathrace, in which the various racers score points by running down pedestrians.
"I, your beloved Mr. President, have made the United Provinces of America the greates power on earth!"
by Carl J. Maltese April 18, 2007
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parental provinces

Massachusetts ("MA") and Pennsylvania ("PA").
Now dat we have da parental provinces identified, all we gotta do now is find a state dat has an abbreviation like a short word for a child, like "SON" or "BOY" or "GIRL" or "BABY".
by QuacksO July 05, 2023
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Shay Province

Likes to clean his blue waffle while being a jewish nazi zombie, a shay will also have flapjacks
by .kljasfdakjsdf April 22, 2011
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The Whole Country Of Japan Is A Borough Because Of Bronx Residents In 10457-2215-2219 For Prefectures And Provinces
The Whole Country Of Japan Is A Borough Because Of Bronx Residents In 10457-2215-2219 For Prefectures And Provinces
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provincation

A vacation that is limited to a local area such as the same city or county you live in as long as its not based in your own house.

Some help to describe
DISTANCE:
It can be as close as staying in your next door neighbor house or a hotel accross town. You could be staying somewhere in the next town, or as far as the hotel nearest to the county line. The idea is not to leave your local area.

REASONS:
They dont like to travel far, wanna seem out of town so they can get sex, too afraid to leave the local area, financially cant afford a vacation.
Woman: well there you go again vern. Your so afraid of leaving this town your taking provincation .... in a hotel in the the next town over.

Vern: Its a tourist trap city. It counts as a vacation spot
by Theamazinggeek March 11, 2018
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