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an animal commonly confused with the word awesome. is not actually that awesome. Or maybe it's an opossum.
guy 1: Awesome possums, man!
guy 2: No.
See opossum
possum by lawlemu March 1, 2011
Another word for asshole, wanker, twat, pussy etc. Mainly used in Britain as an insult towards people, but also said in countries such as Australia and Canada.
Dude, that guy was such a twat
Yeah, such a fucking possum!
Possum by Brakenissocoollike October 19, 2011
Veracious nocturnal pest thats gets powned by lead pellets in the head.
" ohh man that possum got owned, lets go check it out"
possum by butch March 29, 2005
A possum is something at which you would usually refer to as a piece of s***. The term, piece of s***, is derived from POSsum. Being possums here in Texas are such nasty little rodents (well, they are in Houston =\), Possums are dubbed as a piece of s***.
"Hey check out that old computer sitting there in that pile of trash. Tis such a possum."

"So this (computer) is a breakdown (to be disassembled)? Well then, grab that possum by its tail (by the power cord) and load it in the truck. :B"
possum by Ceru October 26, 2005
Possums are awesome as a result of their ability to rhyme their species name with the word awesome in the English language.
I heard that concert like that was pretty Possum!
Possum by PossumCuber September 26, 2009
Because I haven't shaved my possum in three weeks, the stubble is terribly itchy!
Possum by Krazy K October 19, 2003