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Chuck Norris

There is no way in any language, with the exception of one dead dialect of Russian to define Chuck Norris, other than the name Chuck Norris. All other attempts to define Chuck Norris fail, and should be given thumbs downs.
by PossumCuber October 14, 2009
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PENIIS

People for the Extermination of Non-Important Insect Species
This party strongly opposes the existence of non-important insect Species, as well as PETA's attempt to sue President Obama's "public execution of a fly," claiming that flies are a non-important insect
She likes PENIIS
He's such a PENIIS
LOOK!@! A PENIIS
by PossumCuber December 7, 2009
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Baby Carrots

A hi-tech device used to make heterosexual men think homosexual thoughts. Best summed up by Stephen Colbert, who in his book gave baby carrots an 11 out of 10, in how successful they were in trying to turn him gay.
Baby carrots are turning me gay!
by PossumCuber December 7, 2009
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Atheist

A godless person who uses reason and science, rather than divinity, to explain his beliefs. Not to be confused with agnostics. These people can be identified either by how much they know about science, or by how much they burn when you put a match to their skin. Atheists burn like flash paper.
Person 1:That guy over there? He must be an Atheist. Did you see the way he just burned up in flames a few seconds ago?
Person 2:SHH!!! He's not an Atheist! that's part of a practical joke involving lighter fluid!
by PossumCuber November 2, 2009
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Sexy

The act of being attractive in a sexual manor.
by PossumCuber November 19, 2010
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Rubik's Cube

A toy with over 413 quintillion possible outcomes. The greatest thing that man has been graced with
Chuck Norris is pretty epic with a Rubik's Cube
by PossumCuber October 11, 2009
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Kitteh

Kiy-tii v.
1. To win, or to succeed.
2. to attract large numbers
Kitteh... yeah...
by PossumCuber February 13, 2010
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