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13 definitions by PossumCuber

 
1.
The greatest band in existence. Anyone who disagrees with this statement while not referring to the entity of a Muse fails at life.
If Muse were to be combined into a single, breathing entity, it would likely be Chuck Norris with an electric triangle.
by PossumCuber September 26, 2009
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2.
A toy with over 413 quintillion possible outcomes. The greatest thing that man has been graced with
Chuck Norris is pretty epic with a Rubik's Cube
by PossumCuber October 11, 2009
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3.
The act of being attractive in a sexual manor.
Chuck Norris is Fukkin Sexy.
by PossumCuber November 16, 2010
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4.
People for the Extermination of Non-Important Insect Species
This party strongly opposes the existence of non-important insect Species, as well as PETA's attempt to sue President Obama's "public execution of a fly," claiming that flies are a non-important insect
She likes PENIIS
He's such a PENIIS
LOOK!@! A PENIIS
by PossumCuber December 07, 2009
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5.
A hi-tech device used to make heterosexual men think homosexual thoughts. Best summed up by Stephen Colbert, who in his book gave baby carrots an 11 out of 10, in how successful they were in trying to turn him gay.
Baby carrots are turning me gay!
by PossumCuber December 07, 2009
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6.
Refers to a creepy (often theoretical) person who is usually an uncle by genetics or marriage, else is a close male friend of the family who has a strong pedophilia feeling, and sometimes appears to be homosexual too. This always applies to adult men who have been accused or convicted of sexual violence/rape, child molestation, or bestiality, likes pornography, lives in a cave, is over 40 w/ a receding hairline, excessive back hair, ear hair, and nose hair, and/or gets a boner every time he see's a person under 12 years of age. These people should generally be avoided.
Person 1: "Would Chuck Norris be considered My Uncle Ted, considering he has banged every female in existence, which implies that he had a boner while around people under 12 years of-"
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*
Person 1: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*
Person 2: "That's what you get for questioning Chuck Norr-"
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*
Person 2: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*
Chuck Norris: "That's what you get for being in the presence of someone who has questioned Chuck Norris."
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *FAIL*
Chuck Norris: "Nice try Mr T., but only I can do that." *PWNZ*
by PossumCuber October 16, 2009
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7.
Partitioning fecal expulsion, and all related processes to mitigate risk of internal toilet blockage.
John: Have you been flushing twice?
Jake: No, why?
John: Because you just f**ked up the toilet again.
by PossumCuber July 08, 2010
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