PossumCuber's definitions

Muse

The greatest band in existence. Anyone who disagrees with this statement while not referring to the entity of a Muse fails at life.

If Muse were to be combined into a single, breathing entity, it would likely be Chuck Norris with an electric triangle.

by PossumCuber September 26, 2009

Possum

Possums are awesome as a result of their ability to rhyme their species name with the word awesome in the English language.

I heard that concert like that was pretty Possum!

by PossumCuber September 26, 2009

Rubik's Cube

A toy with over 413 quintillion possible outcomes. The greatest thing that man has been graced with

Chuck Norris is pretty epic with a Rubik's Cube

by PossumCuber October 11, 2009

elitist

Someone who tries to tell you that there are more nerves in your brain than in your gut, just because of something they found in a book, even though your gut's telling you they're wrong. Anyone who gets that reference gets a cookie.

Person 1:That guy's an elitist. He just tried to tell me *insert fact here* when really it's *insert bias opinion here*
Elitist:But *repeat fact* is true. Look here *opens book*
Person 1:ELITIST!!!! 3L337157!!!!!

by PossumCuber November 2, 2009

Flushing Twice

Partitioning fecal expulsion, and all related processes to mitigate risk of internal toilet blockage.

John: Have you been flushing twice?
Jake: No, why?
John: Because you just f**ked up the toilet again.

by PossumCuber July 9, 2010

Kitteh

Kiy-tii v.
1. To win, or to succeed.
2. to attract large numbers

Kitteh... yeah...

by PossumCuber February 13, 2010

Baby Carrots

A hi-tech device used to make heterosexual men think homosexual thoughts. Best summed up by Stephen Colbert, who in his book gave baby carrots an 11 out of 10, in how successful they were in trying to turn him gay.

Baby carrots are turning me gay!

by PossumCuber December 7, 2009