posh wank

ejaculating in a condom whilst mastrubating

putting a condom on then having a wank therefore you are having a posh wank

by thomdavid October 16, 2009

posh wank

When a person masturbates with their pinky finger out as if drinking tea.

OHH Phillip i love a good posh wank what,what

by Alex the ham February 26, 2008

posh wank

to masturbate while wearing a glove

nothing on telly lasty night so I stayed in a had a posh wank

by Lord Spunkface November 20, 2003

Posh Wank

Masturbating whilst wearing a top hat and or Monocle

Samuel: Jeffrey my dear boy care to join me for a posh wank ?

Jeffrey: Yes indeed Samuel, let me fetch my top hat and monocle.

by The Uber Black guy March 16, 2011

Posh wank

A masturbation session using and condom on the dude's dick. Posh in the sense that there is no need to clean up.Posh wanks are renowned for feeling better than normal wanks and make the user jizz cum faster. Posh wanks are best served on a monthly basis as they can be gotten used to is this happens the only known cure is to go back to normal wanks for about a month then go back on to posh wanks once then another month long break.

I had a posh wank recently I got the jonny's from my local pub I cummed inside of 2 minutes

by lloydoyd March 6, 2011

Posh Wank

Other than meaning masturbatinh whilst wearing a condom it can be referred to someone who is posh or has a posh accent

Aaron - "I got my butler to take out the trash this morning"
Lewis - "Aaron you're such a posh wank"

by Broseph1231 July 19, 2015

Posh wank

Masturbation with a condom

I had a fat posh wank yesterday.

by Dixie RectXd January 9, 2020