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he’s Jonny

A very disrespectful insult to use against someone. These are fighting words. If someone calls you jonny that could mean a couple of things. It could mean you’re a fiend for something or just crazy in general. It also could mean you have 0 rizz and struggle to pull females.
Person 1: Yo bro Im about to spit game to this girl named kate.

Person 2: He’s jonny, you’re gonna fold bruh.
he’s Jonny by Javontay March 23, 2022
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Johnny’s mom 

A absolute milf.
She is so hot and has massive tits everyone wants to fuck her.
Damn I wanna fuck Johnnys mom

Jonny Sniper 

The Fourth single (second taken from the album Take To The Skies) to be released by Enter Shikari. Said by Chris Batten (bass) and Rou Reynolds (vocals/electronics) at Hammersmith Palais on March 10th 2007 to be about a cartoon charcacter from sex education videos that they saw at school who shoots condoms from cupids bow to people who are about to have sex and will save the world from STDs.

The single was reviewed by NME magazine as "the worst single written by any band ever". This was mocked by Chris Batten at the BBC "secret" show on June 6th 2007.
"It is a commom misconseption that Jonny Sniper is a man, but Jonny Sniper is not a man, he is a cartoon character that taught us all sex education at school" - Chris Batten
Jonny Sniper by TashaShikari December 29, 2008

Jonny Sins

A guy who fuck's your mother
Person 1:ay yo is that Jonny sins????
Jonny Sins: yeah i fucked your mom

Jenny’s Thicc Ass 

Term used to evaluate thickness of a females rear end. Usually used with a fraction as a prefix.
Damn! She’s like 3/5ths of Jenny’s thicc ass.

jonny sims 

Egg. Also an amazing actor
A man with many talents. He'll fix your pipes and also fly your arse to the moon and back. He's featured in many great movies like Jonny Sims and the Gaping Hole.
jonny sims by TheMightyRoach June 1, 2017