Cockney rhyming slang; "pony-and-trap" - crap
by Luggage April 10, 2003
1: Slang term for anything relating to the show "My Little Pony"
2: A horse shorter than 5 feet
3: Twenty-five British pounds
2: A horse shorter than 5 feet
3: Twenty-five British pounds
Person 1: "Dude, whatcha watching?"
Person 2: "Ponies."
Person 1: "Is that a horse?"
Person 2: "Nope. It's a pony."
Person 1: "How does this cost?"
Person 2: "A pony."
Person 2: "Ponies."
Person 1: "Is that a horse?"
Person 2: "Nope. It's a pony."
Person 1: "How does this cost?"
Person 2: "A pony."
by HyperPonyGBX5 February 29, 2012
A PONIS is the long, stringy ponytail found on (usually) older men, aging hippy types, typically with thinning hair (or just about NO hair), where each existing strand is lovingly washed and tended so that it can be carefully included in the skinny ponis, the purpose of which is to show that the bearer is still hip, still cool, and maybe still a bit virile. A ponis rarely looks good, often looks ratty, and should usually be CUT OFF!!
by T-Bear VT July 7, 2009
by I am the Anti Big Horse February 17, 2004
i bought a fairly lean quantity of weed, and the cheeky fcuker had the temerity to ask me for a pony
by nicko boy December 21, 2006
“it’s okay he has a ponis”
by chonkymilf April 8, 2021