A PONIS is the long, stringy ponytail found on (usually) older men, aging hippy types, typically with thinning hair (or just about NO hair), where each existing strand is lovingly washed and tended so that it can be carefully included in the skinny ponis, the purpose of which is to show that the bearer is still hip, still cool, and maybe still a bit virile. A ponis rarely looks good, often looks ratty, and should usually be CUT OFF!!
That dude's ratty ponis looks like shit!
A ponytail on a guy.
Derived from POnytail + peNIS.
Billy-Bob used to have a ponis, but he now looks much more sophisticated with his mullet.
a ponys wiener when he has a hard penile
when i went to feed the pony he tackled me and tried to throw his ponis in my anal cavity
with a little more "Ohhhh"
...you have a penis, I have a ponis...
A nickname given to people who like Pani Poni Dash, perhaps named after one of the characters?
Someone actually believed my real name was Poni.
The plural form of Penis
Damn, Sally been gettin' a lot of ponis lately.
A penis bone...combine the word penis and bone to get ponis
Davina: he has a really nice ponis...i mean penis bone