physics

Block of science that determines whether shit will hit the fan or not.

Bob: Damn, shit hit the fan!
Bill: Well, through physics we can find out if the shit actually hit the fan. What was the velocity and force?
Bob: *punches bill*

by gollom like creature September 25, 2013

physics

Abstract concept that does not really exist. Fiction.

I'm flying 'cause there's no physics bro

by no-physics man December 17, 2021

physics

A form of science for nerds, although a different kind of nerd then those that enjoy Dungeons & Dragons. Considered the peak of science by those who engage in it, considered total trash by those who don't. Physics majors and engineers are permanently at war over units.

Who's that nerdy mormon reading that book?
Oh, thats the local physics teacher.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

physics

simply put, the study of the relation between matter and energy

Goodrich can teach yo ass some physics.

by JT Dollar Sign April 15, 2004

physics

Commonly taught by older women wearing kitty-kat print sweaters. It's fun if you understand it, sucks if you don't, some are constantly in the median.

P=mv (momentum = mass times velocity)
Simple enough.
Try this: Impulse = m times change in velocity = change in momentum.

All equal to each other.

by Chloeeee November 14, 2003

physics

According to the song "Gronlandic Edit" by Of Montreal, we fell back to Earth like gravity's bitches. So, physics makes us all its bitches.

A: Hey bitch.
B: I'm not your bitch. I'm physics' bitch.
A: Says who?
B: Says Of Montreal, that's who.

by JCUZZZ April 13, 2010

physics

Class where we learn about the heterosexual teacher's man-eating goat Gilbert, and learn nothing whatsoever about energy.

We also learn about her 3 horses, each of which's life story can be recited by the entire class.

Me: Hey, i dont understand this power shit...can you help me?
Teacher: No, but that does remind me of a shitty story about the time when my horse Biscuit...

by Del May 17, 2004