panda express 

A reference to a woman of Asian decent, normally deemed unattractive by other Asian men, yet is exotic and appealing to non-Asian men (or women).

The term is a reference to the fast food Chinese chain which serves cheap, greasy, unpalatable food. Panda Express is never frequented by Asians (with good culinary tastes ).

"Yo, check out that guy's Panda Express dish. Looks like he got the special. I bet he's going to get Gung Pao with it! "

panda express by Banana Lover April 15, 2006

panda express 

Sells the worst chinese food ever. Found in mall food courts.

"I'm hungry as hell, let's eat some chinese food"
"ok, but not panda express, they suck"

panda express by Joy May 13, 2005

Panda Express 

Literally an Asian chick-fil-a
(Not trying to offend)

Guy 1: let's go eat Panda Express!!!
Guy 2:isn't that place basically chick-fil-a served by non Asian people
Guy 1: But it's good
Guy 2:that's not the point

Panda Express by Anonymous skkskdkdskwnwkodfknf May 27, 2017

Panda Express 

Receiving Oral Sex while eating chinese food. This may include left over chinese.

going to get chinese food then getting dome also know as panda express

Panda Express by thegiantredginer December 20, 2010

Panda Express 

A sexual position where the man takes a woman from behind, while holding her hair as she pukes.

The frat Bros cheered from their jeep as they passed the couple having a panda express in the parking lot.

Panda Express by LES_LIZARD August 25, 2015

Panda Express 

Panda Express is an Asian gang in north Arlington VA known for the transportation of Giant pandas. The Chinese chain of restaurants are a cover up for them.

Have you gotten a panda from Panda Express yet

Panda Express by FortniteAliA August 23, 2019

Panda Express 

A chinaman with a premature ejaculation problem.

Me no likey massage Panda Express. He make big white mess on table!

Panda Express by SnackTime23 December 6, 2013