omd 

New York slang for:

1) "on my dick" -When someone is constantly bothering you or making a big deal out of something you said or did they are on your dick.

2) "off my dick"- When someone is on your dick you tell them to get off. Or in other words, to stop bothering you.

1) Ronaldo: Yeoooo, WHAT ARE THOOOOSEEEE!!

Bobby: Why you always on my dick (OMD), you cunt?
2) Carl: Ewww wtf , you write like a kindergartner!

Bobby: Get off my dick (OMD) nigga.

omd by Wavy.am May 29, 2018

OMD 

On my dick

Lincoln: omg that bitch was omd last night tryna get a free drink
Myah: damn, I’m just tryna get on yo dick cus you peng asfff daddy

OMD by xtlanta October 3, 2017

Omd 

Omd stands for on my dick not oh my days.

Josh: Yo Fred I got another girl omd. Fred: Are you sure it's not just your mom again? Josh: Uhhh..

Omd by FloppyPancake November 24, 2019

omd 

Oh My Dog.
spelling God backwards for people who dont like saying Omg cause its overused.

also,is a common mistake when writing "oh my god".

dude 1-omd,you'll never guess what happened!!
dude 2-OMD what!!
dude 1-oh,my dog just died!

omd by iLoveRockAndRoll December 22, 2009

Omd 

Omd is an acronym for "On My Dick." It's primarily said when a girl is completely obsessed with a guy. Her actions can display her affection such as: following, consistently calling/texting, stalking, complimenting, complying to his demands, or anything that makes it seem as if they're whipped. This word applies to guys, too (not entirely for sexual matters).

Fun fact: Omd is commonly used in the texting world today.

Example 1:

Dude, Vincent! You won't believe it! I talked to that chick for like 2 minutes and she already wants my digits! She's Omd!

Omd by LaX LeGenD November 20, 2009

Omd 

Acronym for on my dick

Definition the other day Bob was omd taking trash about me

Omd by Kapperkermit December 29, 2019

omd 

oh mo dhia!!! (pronounced oh muh yee-ah)

oh my god (omg) in irish

omd where did my guiness go?!

omd by irishgal444 February 3, 2010