office space

(v. followed by an object) to obliterate an inanimate object of your frustration for its failure to work. Based on the film Office Space.

I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.

I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.

by Ereck Flowers April 07, 2011

Office Space

the single most underrated comedy of all time. Released in '99, Written by the famous Mike Judge, and Starring Ron Livingston, Jennifer Aniston, Diedrich Bader and Gary Cole, among others.

Peter Gibbons: I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.

by SonoraBloom May 13, 2005

office spaced

Being at work and feeling like you have 6 bosses telling you that you screwed up and not wanting to care or work anymore.

I had 3 different people tell me today that my email was wrong, I feel so Office Spaced today.

by Frank August 31, 2004

office spaced

To demolish a piece of office technology in a parking lot with, say, a baseball bat and a lot of kicking.

The fax machine screeched like a banshee all afternoon, so we office spaced it.

by kirk & elisabeth September 15, 2007

Office Spacing

when a worker in a menial, white collar job simply skips a day (or several) without explanation to his boss or coworkers. Taken from the movie "Office Space", in which the main character does just that.

Also "pulling an Office Space", "taking an Office Space" "I Office Spaced todauy" etc.

Chris: Hey broseph, where were you at work yesterday?

Kevin: Eh, I was Office Spacing.

by cosmo November 03, 2006

Office Space it

To beat the crap out of something, like they do to the copy machine in the movie Office Space

your car isn't working? you should Office Space it!

by Kristin July 23, 2004

Office Spacing

Verb-
To take any malfunctioning equipment or object to a desolate location with a small group of coworkers or friends and proceed to destroy it using any means.

Bill and I are gonna take his T.V. out Office Spacing, you want to come?

by Plum Diddy May 16, 2013