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office space 

(v. followed by an object) To obliterate an inanimate object out of your frustration for its failure to work.
I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.

I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.
office space by Ereck Flowers April 7, 2011

office space 

(v. followed by an object) to obliterate an inanimate object of your frustration for its failure to work. Based on the film Office Space.
I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.

I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.
office space by Ereck Flowers April 7, 2011

Office Space 

When a person ties down another person and proceeds to shove office supplies into their ass until there is physically no more room; also a great movie
“She gave me an Office Space the other day, my asshole looks like a kiddy pool.”

office space 

it is what you make it, you have that luxury when you have a job hehe
he made his office space wherever the fuck he wanted
office space by curtainstain June 2, 2021

Office Space it 

To beat the crap out of something, like they do to the copy machine in the movie Office Space
your car isn't working? you should Office Space it!
Office Space it by Kristin July 23, 2004

Office Space Effect 

(Noun) The fictional effect depicted in the movie Office Space wherein one is driving on the highway. The lane that you are currently in is moving slowly or not at all, but the lane next to you is going along just fine. You switch lanes, and then the new lane comes to a stop while the lane you were just in begins to move.
Driver: Argh! Why is this lane not moving? All the other ones are!

Passenger: Well why don't you switch lanes?

*Switches lanes and that lane stops*

Driver: We're still not getting anywhere and now that other lane is moving! Damn Office Space Effect!!!