no offence

What one says after realising one has said a slightly racist, sexist, homophobic or other comment in front of a person of the supposedly offended social group. The person will typically reply with "None taken"

A: That nigger's an idiot!

B: *looks round*

A: No offence

B: None taken.

by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004

Offence

The British way of writing Offense. Not the retarded way like some people believe.

No offence, but that tea is bloody awful!

by ChibiHikari January 01, 2011

no offence

Used to tell someone what you really think of someone and them not being offended by what you say. No matter how rude you are about it.

"No offence Obama but you are fucking the country up."

by theepicking October 30, 2009

no offence

What you say right before offending someone.

No offence, but your hear looks like sh*t.

by bamboomy January 15, 2011

Offenced

If someone said somethig to hurt you or did sumin to hurt you, you'd be like.. offenced.. init (anover word for it is offended)..

Like If Some One Sed To You..
Person A:YOU IDIOT!! THATS NOT IT.. GOSH!!
Person B:UGHH.. Im So Offenced!! Y Did U Say Dat Man..

Or Example B:
Person A: Whats Wrong Wiv You R u Stupid Or Sumtin!!??!
Person B: What Do You Mean Im Stupid.. IDIOT! Youve Offenced Me Bruv!

by Xmcyxx November 15, 2009

offence

How retards spell "offense".

Retard: "Hey, no offence but-"
Me: "*smacks*"

by pshsocoolerthanyou February 06, 2008

No offence

No offence, often said before or after a rude sentence. Basically, saying no offence doesn't help the matter at all.

Tom: Dude, no offence but, you're really weird
Jake: Thanks dude :(

by wheretheavocadosat April 12, 2019