When banging an ugly chick, suddenly pulling out, skeeting on her face, and then vomiting on top. She's just that ugly and you're revolted at what you've just done.
After Marcus banged Olga, he probably pulled an oatmeal cream pie. I know i sure would have.
After I sobered up, I realized my mistake and quickly pulled an oatmeal cream pie...and ate it for breakfast.
After I sobered up, I realized my mistake and quickly pulled an oatmeal cream pie...and ate it for breakfast.
by fuckedatfuge March 18, 2009
The act of not ejaculating for an amount of time necessary for the semen to become chunky (like oatmeal), and then engaging in anal or vaginal sex until ejaculation.
by Adam Bucknasty April 11, 2008
When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.
by Derip September 22, 2020
The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.
by voizdy August 11, 2022