After a long day of work, keep in mind it's 90 degrees outside, and you shit in the blue house at work. You are rushed so you only have time for a "one timer." You go home from work with some major "swamp ass" happenin and your old lady is feelin frisky! You drop trow and she wants to lick your anus! Nuff said!
by Sweaty Crack! July 2, 2009
by The roll over June 20, 2017
A roll consisting of salt and nuts, normally more nuts and less salt. Made famous by it's picture on westcoaster.net
Mech Daddy: Hey man are you going to eat that salted nut roll?
Paul: No dude it's all yours.
Joe: I want half.
Paul: No dude it's all yours.
Joe: I want half.
by S bomb March 30, 2009
When you eat a girl out after another guy has came inside her recently, the last guy's creampie ends up in your mouth
"My girlfriend's pussy tasted weird last night"
"Dude, I totally creampied her before you got home, you had a salty nut roll!"
"Dude, I totally creampied her before you got home, you had a salty nut roll!"
by Corset wearing gorilla January 18, 2016
A sexual act in which a man rolls his flaccid penis into a ball, places it into his partner's mouth, and lets it unfurl.
by datyoungkid September 23, 2017
by h2008 June 15, 2018
When you spend the night drinking draft beer and salted peanuts, and then the next morning you drop a steaming deuce on your girls chest.
by Cincinnati Bob June 4, 2022