nut rolled

when your in bed and she rolls your nuts around your head

Dude I got nut rolled last night it was terrible.#getnutrolled

by Billy joe dick wad December 2, 2017

nut-roll

An extremely painful event, akin to having your testicles overrun by a steamroller.

1. Senate confirmation hearings are a real nut-roll for the nominees.
2. That final exam was a nut-roll!

by KV Peifer October 21, 2005

nut roll

The process of having one's testicles (nuts) roll under your choda into your ass-crack whilst sitting down

When Justin was sitting he shifted foward to reach for his drink and got some serious nut roll.
(You'd have to be a guy to understand)

by Bob DerRanges September 25, 2007

nut roll

A pretense at stupidity or unawareness.

Wally your such a F-ing nut roll u never kno what the hell is going on.

by Farf & Moose July 7, 2006

nut roll

See also nutty bar. Sexual colloquialism having to do with coitus and sand.

Clair dumped Cletus after he gave her a nut roll.

by Clair May 11, 2005

Salted nut roll

The act of ejaculating on a woman's stomach. Immediately after, you rub your testicles in it and proceed to place them in her mouth.

I gave my lady the ol' salted nut roll last night.

by Smaack1001 August 8, 2009

salted nut roll

A male genitalia that tastes salty because of perspiration mainly due to exercise and lack of hygiene.

Mike: This chick gave me a bj
Aj: Didn't you just go to the rec?
Mike: Yeah
Aj: Wait, did you shower after?
Mike: No...?
Aj: HAHAHA you had a salted nut roll!

by MJBAJG January 26, 2013