A black ass nigger who practices black magic and sorcery to tell the future. He is currently employed by Church's, KFC and Obama to help foresee the future of fried chicken products.
Kris(Sleeping): Niggercow
Jordan: What?
Kris(Sleeping): Niggercow
Jordan: Yo Kris, wake up.
Kris: What?
Jordan: You just said niggercow in your sleep.
Matt(Sleeping): Yumm, what a big penis you have.
Theory coined by the prophet Afroman which claims to be the one, true method for selling crack to one's teacher. A close relative of trigonometry, but the similarities end at the rhyme unfortunately for us students.