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Niggas Either Winning Pimpin Or Runining Things
Why do we black folks smoke newports ? because Niggas Either Winning Pimpin Or Runining Things
Newport, South Wales, another chav hot-spot badly in need of a WMD. Sandwich filling between Bristol and Cardiff like a bug between a road and a shoe. The Romans abondoned the area around 410ad and the British Labour Party eventually took over, hence it remains a ruin. The river Usk flows through it and the M4 goes past it. Never stop or you'll lose your hubcaps. Scene of Chaterist Rebellion and the founding of the Trade Union Movement, so not all bad news. Nice on the outskirts.
Newport Highlights;
Ringland, Alway, Somerton & Duffryn council estates designed by 1960's graduate town planners on speed, now scenic backdrops to Mordor; Pil for the final volcano scene.
Everything-for-a-Pound Shops.
Splendind Transporter Bridge (now that is a work of engineering art)
The Steel Works (now abandoned too)
newport by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006
Never Eat Wet Pussy On Rainy Tuesday.
Yo mang! Gimme some of the Rainy Tuesdays. Newport mang!
Newport by bdid69 May 14, 2010
Never
Eat
Wet
Pussy
On
Rainy
Tuesdays
Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words. That example was already submitted.
newport by Ryan September 17, 2005
Never
Eat
Wrinkled
Pussy
Or
Rotten
Titties
A: Hey, What does Newport stand for?
B:Oh, it just means never eat wrinkled pussy or rotten titties...
Newport by pseudonym May 13, 2005
Music City Of South Wales!!
Along with the bad attitude wanna-be trendies, and no good cunts to accompany them, the ex-town city is now being done up to resemble cardiff,.....pffft!!
newport by dtv November 3, 2003