Slack off hippies who don't even have the tits to actually stand for a cause. The believe that the best way to become one with the earth is to buy mass produced books, tapes, crystals, cloth, and other crap that probably were responsible for the death of at least one species of exotic tree and a few dozen monkeys.
They also like to be lazy "vegetarians", lazy activists, and generally holier-than-thou twats who hate any emotion that isn't about sprinkling flowers and love or fucking your cat.
New Agers like to live in pricey lofts that are especially equipped for white people, drink frappuccinos, and denounce anyone who actually cares about the environment as "extremists". They are usually pacifists, so they're great for the beginner gun enthusiast.
They also like to be lazy "vegetarians", lazy activists, and generally holier-than-thou twats who hate any emotion that isn't about sprinkling flowers and love or fucking your cat.
New Agers like to live in pricey lofts that are especially equipped for white people, drink frappuccinos, and denounce anyone who actually cares about the environment as "extremists". They are usually pacifists, so they're great for the beginner gun enthusiast.
Beth: Holy shit, look at that New Ager!
Jessica: Yeah, I got that beauty a few nights ago. He kept screaming about me disrupting his "chi", so it was a little difficult to concentrate and aim properly.
Jessica: Yeah, I got that beauty a few nights ago. He kept screaming about me disrupting his "chi", so it was a little difficult to concentrate and aim properly.
by Jessica Murder-Your-Soul October 21, 2009
A WWF tag team formed in the late 90's. Consisting of "Badd Ass" Billy Gunn and Road Dogg (formally The Roadie), originally were an upstart team that had little success. Eventually joined with D-Generation X (a popular faction in the WWF) and became very popular. Road Dogg usually would speak over their entrance music.
"Oh, you didn't know? Your ass better call somebody!"
"You damn right! You see it's me, it's me, it's that D-O-double G. With his good friend B-A-double D, A-double crooked letter!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages...D-Generation X proudly brings to you, the WWF, TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOORLD! The Road Dogg, Jessie James! The Badd Ass, Billy Gunn! The NEW...AGE...OUTLAWS!"
"And if you ain't down with that, we got two words for 'ya...SUCK IT!"
"You damn right! You see it's me, it's me, it's that D-O-double G. With his good friend B-A-double D, A-double crooked letter!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages...D-Generation X proudly brings to you, the WWF, TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOORLD! The Road Dogg, Jessie James! The Badd Ass, Billy Gunn! The NEW...AGE...OUTLAWS!"
"And if you ain't down with that, we got two words for 'ya...SUCK IT!"
by Tony Yakiniku April 23, 2005
Any word spewed forth from the mouths of residents of San Francisco, Boulder, and attendees of Burning Man.
Person A: "Hey dude, you see that hippie on campus? What was he talking about?"
Person B: "I dunno, some new age bullshit."
Person B: "I dunno, some new age bullshit."
by definitionnugget April 14, 2014
A promotion forum that pulled up a good start, ended with crackings from Brandon and his team, and more. All but one NAA's ran on Invisionfree, the last one on IPB. It all started in August 2008, where TStorm2, Womo123, speedjammer, akiratheoni, RedSox9, and a few others started the NAA staff team. MisaTange became an elite member, then requested to become a service team member. They approved her application, though, because of her IP address was considered to be a spambot. A month later, all hell released. The forum was cracked for the first time, ever. Two more NAA's with the similar timeline and staff members above happened, and then was cracked again. After getting cracked a third time, two staff members took the stage for administrator. akiratheoni and Womo123 retired, and the administrative team was RedSox9 and MisaTange. We did not finish the graphics, and it was cracked. Next to take administrative spot were Zunder and speedjammer. There was no hope left for NAA. They had a freakishly bright purple skin, the old topics trashed in a trash bin of the forums. It was cracked once again. MisaTange left, and google'd New Age Ads for hope. Unfortunately, they had a suckish version no longer administrated by well-known NAA member. It was bought out by a member. Thanks to them, NAA is now inactive.
You can say this is a diary entry.
Nearly all of the New Age Ads generations were good. When I came out of summer vacation and typed in New Age Ads' long URL, I was excited and logged in. I registered into Driver's forum before NAA closed down.
-MisaTange
Nearly all of the New Age Ads generations were good. When I came out of summer vacation and typed in New Age Ads' long URL, I was excited and logged in. I registered into Driver's forum before NAA closed down.
-MisaTange
by MisaTange July 9, 2009
A combination of modern hippie and new-age ideals. Generally someone who loves nature and feels very strongly about protecting the environment. They're fans of meditation and yoga. They're very spiritual, often believing in crystal healing, chakras, natural medicine, etc. Many of these spiritual beliefs have origins in both Eastern and Indigenous religions, though you can be a new-age hippie of any or no religion. They are also advocates for human rights and non-violence.
"Why do you carry all these crystals with you?"
"Oh, they help with my anxiety and protect me from negative energy! I'm a bit of a new-age hippie."
"Oh, they help with my anxiety and protect me from negative energy! I'm a bit of a new-age hippie."
by Lady_Hiraeth December 17, 2019
An often vague, blanket term used to describe a wide variety of music types. It is usually characterized as instrumental, electronic, and with a penchant for audio experimentation used to achieve an "ethereal" or "contemplative" state. In truth, New Age music has used every musical instrument and technique, and it is difficult to pin any one album or group into the New Age category, and some people are loath to be grouped as New Age listeners, as the term occasionally has pejorative connotations.
The genre has become almost--and perhaps unfairly--synonymous with the "New Age" movement and its focus on the spirit, metaphysical holism and the environment.
The genre itself is relatively young, getting its first real start in the 1960s and '70s with groups like Tangerine Dream, and that band's alumnus Klaus Schulze. Later groups and individuals that some might classify as New Age are Kitaro, Deuter, Mark Isham, Patrick O'Hearn, Clannad, Enya, Ray Lynch, Jean-Michel Jarre, and many others.
The genre has become almost--and perhaps unfairly--synonymous with the "New Age" movement and its focus on the spirit, metaphysical holism and the environment.
The genre itself is relatively young, getting its first real start in the 1960s and '70s with groups like Tangerine Dream, and that band's alumnus Klaus Schulze. Later groups and individuals that some might classify as New Age are Kitaro, Deuter, Mark Isham, Patrick O'Hearn, Clannad, Enya, Ray Lynch, Jean-Michel Jarre, and many others.
1.) "She's such a flake; she listens to that New Age music."
2.) "I love New Age music."
3.) "I'd prefer that you call it 'Progressive' music rather than 'New Age music.'"
2.) "I love New Age music."
3.) "I'd prefer that you call it 'Progressive' music rather than 'New Age music.'"
by Jack Jones January 27, 2005
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