An chunky to obese female coupled with unattractive facial features. A distinctly Southern Californian slang circa 1979, corresponding with the release of the B-52's breakthrough single, "Rock Lobster".

Setting - Madame Wongs West (a seminal New Wave club in West LA in the late 70's - early 80's)

Brozinsky 1 - "Dude, be on the lookout for any hot little surfer chix!"

Brozinsky 2 - "There goes a narwhal..wee-ooo, wee-ooo!" (done in your best Fred Schneider voice!)

Narwhal by Chezdubz April 25, 2011

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Narwhal

simple~ITS A UNICORN WHALE!!! there is a rare breed called the "flying narwhal" but that only happens in special cases where the narwhal gets attacked by evil tacos. Only then will this awesome flying defense kick in.

NARWHALS, NARWHALS
SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN
CAUSING A COMMOTION
BECAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME!!

Narwhal by i like......SQUIRRELS!! May 5, 2011

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narwhal

Narwhal, the sluts of the sea, they use their long horn to fuck other sea creatures. They are constantly horny (hence the incredibly long horn) they are not picky and will sometimes gang up to fuck some unsuspecting sea creature.

Yo dude, back off, stop being such a narwhal

narwhal by Johan Hedberg April 14, 2005

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