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Narwhal, the sluts of the sea, they use their long horn to fuck other sea creatures. They are constantly horny (hence the incredibly long horn) they are not picky and will sometimes gang up to fuck some unsuspecting sea creature.
Yo dude, back off, stop being such a narwhal
by Johan Hedberg April 15, 2005
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