jesus mugshot

who, me? the official copshop cameo of an obviously guilty party who asserts a cheesy, phony christianity by comparing his situation to that of jesus when in actuality he's just a crook

when tom delay was arrested, he compared himself to jesus as his mugshot was taken. what a hairsprayed, exterminator, douchebag jesus mugshot.

by lexicali slim September 23, 2009

mugshot look

when someone is trying to act normal in public after doing something terrible

John: What's wrong with Eusebio today?
Pablito: I don't know, but I know that look. A mugshot look.
John: OK now I'm scared.
Eusebio: i didn't do it I swear!

by Mr.Guy_Boyman December 15, 2014

Albanian Mugshot

When a girl is sucking you off, and just before you cum you shine a light in her eyes so she squints and bites down, allowing the semens to spray out of her mouth into her eyelashes, sticking them closed.

"Jerry just gave his girl the Albanian Mugshot, she couldnt open her eyes for half an hour!"

by Fckboy Tony October 08, 2017

Mugshot Model

A woman who takes many mug shots.

Rachel is a mugshot model.

by Greatness723 November 21, 2021

OFFICE MUGSHOT

The office mugshot looks like a pretty innocent mug
If it wasn't for the vodka, it could have been a sippy cup

Fill it up with the waters of roasted Columbia blend
and there you have an office day well spend

Walter took the 'office mugshot', he's now a little tipsy
On Mondays there are mugshots for everyone

by Henk H December 16, 2022

Madagascan Mugshot

When a man of African descent adds some "special cream" to your black coffee.

Sarah : Sorry sir, I don't think we can help you with a "Madagascan Mugshot", this is a Home Depot.

by zyklonbjorn April 09, 2021

peter murphys mugshot

Take a fish
And a potato
Hold the fish
And the potato
In your hand
In your hand

Put the potato
In the fish
Make it digest it
Smash it up
Smash it up

i am going to eat peter murphys mugshot

by yovishi June 02, 2021