2 definitions by Henk H

OFFICE MUGSHOT

The office mugshot looks like a pretty innocent mug
If it wasn't for the vodka, it could have been a sippy cup

Fill it up with the waters of roasted Columbia blend
and there you have an office day well spend

Walter took the 'office mugshot', he's now a little tipsy
On Mondays there are mugshots for everyone

by Henk H December 16, 2022

Pulling one out

Pulling one out as a DJ

Nobody:
Masturbation

A DJ:
I need to record one more hour of sick grooves, bro

Alternatives
Pulling one out for the DJ
Pulling one out with the DJ
Pulling one out for guestlist

Pulling one out as the DJ

by Henk H December 16, 2022