muff diver 

The act of:
1) Licking carpet
2) Chowing down on box
3) Licking her other lips

Ref: South Park
"To be a lesbian I gotta chow down on this box"

muff diver by Stray Cat January 10, 2004

muff diver 

one who gives oral sex to women.

Man, last night was great. he was an excellent muff diver.

muff diver by Brandi February 6, 2003

muff dive 

To perform oral sex on a female.
Can be risky as you might end up with facial STD's if the woman isn't clean.

"Sue loved me muff diving her last night."

muff dive by Zoist September 13, 2005

muff diver 

to dive into a womans muff, ie plunge your tongue into her womanhood.

i dived some muff last night, word.

muff diver by frosty the snowman April 27, 2003

Muff Dive 

To go down on a female and thoroughly enjoy munching on her vagina, even if she herself is not enjoying it.

Tim Loves to Muff Dive Lumberjacks.

Muff Dive by The Bowse October 1, 2009

Muff Diver 

Someone who likes to lick clits and vaginas

Alex is such amuff diver, he cant seem to keep his face out of the bearded clam.

Muff Diver by charles heston October 25, 2004

MUFF DIVER 

MARINE UNDERWATER FIRE FIGHTER

A HIGHLY TRAINED INDIVIDUAL WHO PUTS OUT FIRES UNDERWATER.

eg. Kim's Vagina caught fire while snorkeling in the Keys, and Bill, a certified MUFF DIVER, dove in quickly to put it out..

MUFF DIVER by BF Deal July 31, 2009