Two saggy lumps of fear. One is your old, on account of gravity. Happens when a man either has hormone imbalances (Bitch tits) or is just generally overweight (moobies), the difference being one of no consequence or value. Moobies = tits on a male.
by Takumashii March 10, 2006
by SuezeeSmurd January 6, 2019
A fictional fast food restaurant chain in Clerks 2, Dogma, and Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back as far as i can remember, its a purple and yellow cow as its spokesperson
by fresh firsts August 20, 2006
The fictional cow mascot of the McDonald's-like kiddie restaurants from Kevin Smith's "askewniverse"
by r00fles April 25, 2003
man + boobie = moobie
boobs, but instead of on a female, on a male. like a car crash - you don't want to look, but you have to. often emphasized by shirts that are too tight.
boobs, but instead of on a female, on a male. like a car crash - you don't want to look, but you have to. often emphasized by shirts that are too tight.
by stef July 10, 2004
man boobs. usually occurs when the man lacks working out or any physical activity. seen on every fat man.
man 1: damn son u fat.
fat man: no i'm not!!!
man 1: ya you is i can get a good handfull of your titties. those are straight moobies son!
fat man: i hate you! im goign to eat a sandwich and cry!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
man 1: what a fatfuck
fat man: no i'm not!!!
man 1: ya you is i can get a good handfull of your titties. those are straight moobies son!
fat man: i hate you! im goign to eat a sandwich and cry!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
man 1: what a fatfuck
by who0ligan January 18, 2006