Moby Dick 

A woman with tracheotomy performs oral sex on you but takes pulls your cock out at the last second, takes the load up her nose, and tilts her head back as far as she can before coughing and blowing the shame juice out of her neck hole.

I met this grandma last night at the bar that offered to let me Moby Dick her if I bought her another Pabst.

Moby Dick by Puffy McScrote December 29, 2014

Moby Dick 

A man with a shaved pubic region. It refers to the musician Moby in regard to his bald head in relation to the hairless dick and balls.

"Ted was alright, but when I gave him head my mouth kept getting so full of pubic hair!"

"That's why I like Andy. He's got a Moby Dick."

Moby Dick by Steve Stevenson 66666667 October 1, 2012

Moby Dick 

You are performing anal sex on a girl, you pull out, and she farts. It is like a blow hole.

Last night she did the Moby Dick.

Moby Dick by Honey Hole August 26, 2010

Moby Dick 

a large, very pale penis. Named so for the white whale in the Herman Melville novel of the same name.

James was shocked when he lowered the man's boxers and was greeted with a Moby Dick.

Moby Dick by The Kinky Bruin July 27, 2014

moby dick 

When a guy goes out into the ocean for a swim, begins to float, and spanks it so he spews while floating in the water.

Hey, Diones is about to spew! There he blows, that Moby Dick son of a bitch!

moby dick by Bryan Eaves June 26, 2006

moby dick 

The girl that got away.
Alludes to Captain Ahab's elusive whale.

Man, that girl was my Moby Dick.

moby dick by Digz January 24, 2005

Moby Dick 

When you are performing cunnilingus on a not so fresh female. You become angered that she smells so you decide to give her a whiff of her own medicine. You then pretend that you are going to come up to kiss her and instead conjur up a burp and blow the smell directly into her nose.

One time I was going down on this chick and she stank real bad. I decided to get that bitch back and gave her a moby dick. She coughed and hacked real bad

Moby Dick by Savage11 December 26, 2005