mike tyson

when u fuck a bitch until she is unconscious

yo I fucked her so hard she was unconscious. I pulled a mike tyson.

by gjyukgymgyu March 31, 2008

mike tyson

a sexual act in which a peron puts one fist into the vagina, and another into the anus of a woman and then tries box her internally

Im gonna mike tyson yo' ass

by mike tyson bicth July 11, 2009

mike tyson

Mike Tyson is an ear eater! He eats REAL elephant ears for breakfast!

When Mike Tyson fought Holyfield, he proved to be NR8R!

by Gregg Brady July 25, 2006

mike tyson

when a guy eats out a girl & randomly out of nowhere bites her vagina.

Thomas pulled a mike tyson the other day.

Her vagina hurt because her boyfriend pulled a mike tyson.

by crazyychickk001 December 6, 2010

mike tyson

A mike tyson is someone who is very rough and arrogant. They like to fight and stand up for their rights. They can be a good friend because they will always stand up for you when you need it.

person 1: Can I have a pizza?
person 2: No.
person 1: UGHHHH *punches person 1*
person 3: OMG! why did you punch her? Are you mike tyson?!!

by stupidfackingbetch April 19, 2021

The Mike Tyson

Upon whispering sweet nothings to your sweetheart, you jizz. This tenses your jaw, which inadvertently tears off her ear. Oops.

Accidents happen, Kevin. Even though you pulled The Mike Tyson, she's got another ear.

by Steve Shifty Shaft January 17, 2011

Mike Tyson

Pro Boxer and Ear Eater Extraordinaire!

He will also eat your children in their sleep and murder your wife... all while kicking grnadma down the stairs.

by The Sneak September 19, 2003