melk

retarded version of milk

Can I has melk pls?

by make money get bitches March 30, 2015

melk

noun. acronym for semen.
verb. to spunk.

omg guys, jon just melked all over the toilet! he better clean up!

by 12334540qwghjspoi November 23, 2010

melk

A song by MOFOFUNKA. Gott Melk

"Here's a new one by Mofofunka. It's called Gott Melk."

by funkbox August 21, 2003

melk

A white and liquid substance, ususally spoiled if left unrefrigerated.

Brother 1: Hey, yore pouring orange jus in yer cereal ! Go get the melk, man!

Brother 2: No... its bad and it smells funny .

by Barry B.A. , North America January 7, 2010

Melk

Another word for jizz, hopefully stopping people from saying "melk" instead of milk.

I totally melked in Lisa last night!

by nightfire36 April 15, 2011

Melk

Noun: Alternative to saying milk for people who cannot pronounce the word correctly. Usually in Kuwait.

Put your tooth in melk.

by Mishimashi December 29, 2022

melks

a noun which means someone who is very chill all the time but will explode when necessary. somone who is willing to drive you anywhere as long as he can get something out of it in the long run. a melks can also get very angry if he does not get invited to go out with everyone for a cheesesteak.

He was being a melks when he wouldnt give us a ride because it had no benifit for him.

by Gingerbread Man July 29, 2008