melk 

how idiots pronounce the word "milk"

"MELK!!"

"He needs some melk...."

melk by mandarinmanbun March 18, 2021

melk 

a white substance usually from cows, sometiems Goats, or women with big floppy tits.

I poured myself a big glass of warm cruchy melk for breakfast.

melk by Melk Lover March 24, 2003

melk 

retarded version of milk

Can I has melk pls?

melk by make money get bitches March 30, 2015

melk 

noun. acronym for semen.
verb. to spunk.

omg guys, jon just melked all over the toilet! he better clean up!

melk by 12334540qwghjspoi November 23, 2010

melk 

A song by MOFOFUNKA. Gott Melk

"Here's a new one by Mofofunka. It's called Gott Melk."

melk by funkbox August 21, 2003

melk 

A white and liquid substance, ususally spoiled if left unrefrigerated.

Brother 1: Hey, yore pouring orange jus in yer cereal ! Go get the melk, man!

Brother 2: No... its bad and it smells funny .

melk by Barry B.A. , North America January 7, 2010

Melk 

'Milk' pronounced as 'melk' by a little Chinese boy who can't speak English.

It's velly nice leather today!
I loul'd like a glass of melk!

Melk by `tr4sh.Y April 9, 2004