An expression used when one mispronounces a word, trips on his/her own two feet, makes an awkward hand or facial gesture, and/or imitates a mentally handicapped person.
by Chloe May 21, 2004

{M-ah-rp}
1. (Exclamation) Basic exclamation for someone who can't think of a better word at the time.
2. (Noun) A move or greeting where two people high five each other, then proceed to keep one hand forward and shake the other hand, open, in the air, behind oneself. Done as a gesture of great friendship, or in private because you have nothing better to do.
3. (Verb) To do the marp/To marp(See above)
4. (Verb) To roll one's tongue in a sexual manner.
5. (Adjective) Stupid; Silly; Outrageous
6. (Preposition) Above; on top of.
1. (Exclamation) Basic exclamation for someone who can't think of a better word at the time.
2. (Noun) A move or greeting where two people high five each other, then proceed to keep one hand forward and shake the other hand, open, in the air, behind oneself. Done as a gesture of great friendship, or in private because you have nothing better to do.
3. (Verb) To do the marp/To marp(See above)
4. (Verb) To roll one's tongue in a sexual manner.
5. (Adjective) Stupid; Silly; Outrageous
6. (Preposition) Above; on top of.
1. "MARP!"
2. *Marp*
3. "'I do the marp'; 'I marp'
4. *Marps*
5. "What a marp t-shirt."
6. "The tea's marp the cabinet."
2. *Marp*
3. "'I do the marp'; 'I marp'
4. *Marps*
5. "What a marp t-shirt."
6. "The tea's marp the cabinet."
by Zimlock December 16, 2008

When someone is performing oral sex (on a penis) and air is trapped within the mouth and is forced out to create a vulgar sound; much like a queef .
Dude this one girl gave me head last night and totally marped
HHAHAHAHAH SHE TOTALLY JUST GAVE OUT A BIG MARP
Oh man, I am so embarrassed that I kept marping on him ...
HHAHAHAHAH SHE TOTALLY JUST GAVE OUT A BIG MARP
Oh man, I am so embarrassed that I kept marping on him ...
by zoho April 28, 2009

by Angelos T June 19, 2010

(Often spelled out M.A.R.P.) A word used to describe any long cylindrical or boxy object that is slightly reminiscent of a phallus in any way. Often used when describing unknown objects fitting this description that may also vibrate or have a sound-producing characteristic, such as a vacuum cleaner hose, vibrating toothbrush, a truck trailer, a locomotive, a Boeing 747, an elevator shaft, a large building, a light pole, fire hydrant, fire extinguisher, or even a chainsaw. The acronym originated in late 2004 from the company "Miss Anne Robbe Productions" used when making fun of sexually related items.
person 1: "Dude, what is that long shafty looking metal thing protruding from the earth with that light at the top?"
person 2: "Haha! I don't know, but it looks like a MARP!"
person 1: "Hey man, check out my new model rocket!"
person 2: "Wow! It totally looks like a MARP! Hope this one doesn't land on the neighbor's roof again!"
driver: "I think my truck needs some engine work."
mechanic: "Ok, what's wrong?"
driver: "well, every time I start it up, it sputters and jumps all around like a giant MARP!"
mechanic: "Well, at least it's not a Dodge Neon!"
person 2: "Haha! I don't know, but it looks like a MARP!"
person 1: "Hey man, check out my new model rocket!"
person 2: "Wow! It totally looks like a MARP! Hope this one doesn't land on the neighbor's roof again!"
driver: "I think my truck needs some engine work."
mechanic: "Ok, what's wrong?"
driver: "well, every time I start it up, it sputters and jumps all around like a giant MARP!"
mechanic: "Well, at least it's not a Dodge Neon!"
by Jesse Chessapeake April 23, 2008

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