manpon

Tightly wound toilet paper that is used to absorb blood from having gotten your "cheeks busted" (prison raped). Often used daily 2 to 3 days after an incident.
"Chad busted my cheeks on the yard, gotta use a manpon for the next few days."
by BigHercHimself June 23, 2020
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manpon

a tampon designed exclusively for men ussually needed for men on there period (meriod) and are displaying pms symptoms
man john is so oversensitive someone should should get him a manpon for his meriod
by weezyvalentine May 03, 2011
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manpon

The male equivalent of tampon, used in administering to the menses of the mangina.
"You still crying about that, Ted? Maybe it's time to change your manpon".
by conor dowling December 28, 2005
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manpon

if a mans been walking all day and his taint starts getting chafed, he makes a quick stop at the restroom, grabs some toilet paper, wets it down, and applies it to his taint. like a tampon but for a dude.

-basically to combat swamp butt.
dude I can hardly walk anymore. my ass is on fire. i need to hit a restroom and make a quick manpon.
by wayne birkman III November 13, 2007
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manpon

A slang term for the large cylindrical pads placed around a weightlifting bar when performing squats. Often used to avoid bruising from the bar.
Using a manpon on your olympic bar is unacceptable, and unnecessary as long as you have some traps.
by angrydw4rf February 24, 2009
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manpon

The tissue or toilet paper you put inside your foreskin after a wank to soak up the extra leakage.
"Hey mate wanna do a shopping run?"

"Yeah, I just had a flog so gimme two secs to put my manpon in. I don't wanna make a mess in my undies"
by Big Ted Banter October 12, 2016
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manpon

A male who is used like a tampon.

A manpon is a male in a marriage with a boss, male (the pitcher)(;=D~) or female.

Girls love to have a manpon to enjoy a free ride through life.

A true manpon can not spell daddy, i.e.: a real man spells it DADDY, a manpon spells it D4DDY.
Rainbower 1: 'Elton John is such a manpon in his marrige to Ricky Martin. Letting Ricki, quit his job to go back to school to try, maybe some decade, and make more money and actually contribute in their marriage.'

Rainbower 2: 'EJ would have been better off getting a piece of the Rock Hudson.'
by nostrings>w/wings August 22, 2010
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