log

Some people think of it as a poo however it is exactly that just in human form! This type of person is very stinky but good looking. They are very hard (in 2 ways) They often think of others but think it’s better to put them self first!

Is that log in a neon top! With a thing in his hand
That must be a log

by Daddy finger June 23, 2021

log

there’s is no clear meaning of log it’s just a feeling: a log feeling

“that’s so log”
“ what the fuck are you talking about”

by logmaster69 June 24, 2022

log

a female sexual partner who does not physically particapate much in the act of sex. Basically, just lays there like a log

Q: was she good in bed?
A: nah, she was a log

by Stan April 4, 2005

log

1. a section of tree
2. a section of math
3. acronym for lazy old git

1. they cut down plenty logs to make these buildings
2. log2²=1
3. fuck off u log

by brendan May 20, 2004

log

A sports player who, due to being very tall, suffers from uncoordination and struggles to bend down to pick a ball up.

(Ruckman/football player over 200cm fumbles the ball on the ground)
Fan: OMG, what an absolute log!

by FootyFan21 August 8, 2010

log

Something to say when a joke isn't funny, instead of the common 'no' or an unimpressed look. Usually accompanied by a pause.

A:'why did the chicken cross the road'
A:' to get to the other side'
B:.....log

or

A: I have such a funny story, (insert unfunny story here)
B:.... log

by ;) ilovebablake December 24, 2009

log

1.a very fat man or woman
2.a pice of wood
3.a lazy person

1."mom look at that log"
2."can you walk across the log"
3."dad get up you log you"

by toll2323 April 9, 2009