Like Shit Through a Tin Horn 

Phrase used to describe quick reckless actions, such as the fast spending of money.

We're spending money like shit through a tin horn.

Like Shit Through a Tin Horn by drsax November 25, 2009

Like shit to a blanket 

To be stuck to someone or something like shit to a blanket means that you are very attached to a person or thing and spend alot of time with them or it

Ryan: Kellie won't leave me alone !
Lauren: she is stuck to you like shit to a blanket !

Like shit to a blanket by Shocker Los April 22, 2017

Like shit to stink 

A variation of the phrase "Like stink to shit". Doesn't really matter what order it's in, because wherever there's a stink, you can count on some shit being near by.

-Hey holmes, wanna go get BK'ed?
-Ya man, I'm on it like shit to stink.

Like shit to stink by juniper July 23, 2005

like shit through a goose 

When someone answers a question very quickly, whether it's correct or not. Sometimes a snarky rejoinder.

Geese have a rapid digestive system so anything they eat passes through them very quickly. Indicates quickness, speed in a sarcastic way.

Elaine : Did you hear how quickly Nick came up with an excuse to the boss for being late?

Bob: Yeah, it's like shit through a goose.

like shit through a goose by BobbyD September 12, 2016

like shit out of a cat's mouth 

to be talking absolute ballacks (see ballacks)

Jon: "Yeah man, I'm 11 inches... AROUND"
Laura: "Like shit out of a cat's mouth, mate"

like shit out of a cat's mouth by LozzyStrachs September 8, 2005

I feel like shit 

Nothing actually happened you are just reflecting on your character your past and realize you've done shitty thing or shitty things have happened to you, which makes you feel empty and leaves you thinking what if

I dont know what to say when someone says "how are you?" Bc i dont wanna say i feel like shit and be asked why bc i dont have an actual reason i just do.

I feel like shit by Your lord and savior February 26, 2020

taste like shit 

Comparable to the derivative of when terrible food tastes "like shit" well, have you TASTED shit before? You would ASSUME that it has an awful taste but I bet if you gave it a shot it wouldn't be as bad as you think. DO NOT SWALLOW! EXTREMELY HAZARDOUS!!

Son: Yuck, mom this slop you made for dinner taste like SHIT!
Mom: Fuck off, son. I have to work all day; I don't have time to cook a delicious meal.
Son: okay, I go to school more hours then you work, mom.

taste like shit by Dingle dingus November 9, 2013