lib

"I have the greatest plans for after school today."

"Why, what are you doing later?"

"I'm going to lib mother fucker!"
by whoreallycarezzzzzzz December 29, 2009
mugGet the libmug.

lib

An annoying younger sister, consisting of 50% retard and 49% water. Who knows what the other 1% is for. Also, lib is the greatest name ever, WAY better than Libs!
Lib: Hi
Me: So uhh... Lib.
Lib: YOU IDIOT I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY THAT EVER!! OMG OMG OMG!
by Elisabeth Kipling September 19, 2005
mugGet the libmug.

lib

Short for liberal. derogatory. Someone who supports the vague notion of progress and democracy, but actually just supports the status quo. The type of person who might think making cops wear body cameras would actually stop them from killing unarmed black people on the daily. The politics equivalent of a normie or a basic bitch.
"we have to vote for (blue candidate) to stop (red candidate)"
"(blue candidate) supported (terrible war/policy) and is also deeply racist too, you fuckin lib. I'm voting for Deez Nuts."
by speedyNEET May 30, 2022
mugGet the libmug.

Lib

Occasionally used ironically as a shorthand of "liberal" to insult someone who may or may not actually be a liberal.
Jeff: Fuck you, you're a lib
Joe: Fuck you. Aren't you a lib?
Jeff: You're a lib, fuck you.
by sid_ October 05, 2020
mugGet the Libmug.

libbed

To suppress information that doesn't fit with the understood liberal knowledge base. Usually practiced by people big on liberal tolerance.
I tried to look up John Edwards affair scandal on Wikipedia but it had been libbed. There was no mention of it.

You won't hear any more news from Iraq since our soldiers are not getting killed any more. Iraq has been libbed from the news.
by cons2 September 27, 2008
mugGet the libbedmug.

libs

To take libertys or the piss
Hey man Mike takes libs
by Anonymous September 20, 2003
mugGet the libsmug.

LIB

Laugh In Brain

When ever someone is on FB or MSN they say LOL When they arent LOLing.
"LIB"

Whatcha Laughing about ??
YOUUU!!!

Why thanks xx
by rockmiki123 October 04, 2010
mugGet the LIBmug.