leg humper 

m. Person who sees a picture and starts talking about how hot the person is

"Plus if you and Chris made out in public you'd probably have a bunch of leg humpers watching"

"so whats up you little leg humper you?"

leg humper by T-JaB February 17, 2003

leghugger 

A faggety dog who keeps f*cking your leg

Hmmmm I dont like leghuggers, they allways make my pants dirty.

leghugger by foeZ April 22, 2005

leg-humper

guys that post about hot girls on a web forum... and what they would do with them

www.thefuse.net

everywhere. find any posts about:

"lauraguitargirl", "ayn chan", "geepers",, "dirtyrockstar", "takemetothebackseat", and any other girl...

leg-humper by christian d May 13, 2004

Leg humper 

When someone on your team is always on your ass during any online video game.

Wish this Leg humper would move away from me!

Leg humper by General DSO December 4, 2011

Leg Humper 

1) A person whose constant quest for any part of the spotlight or access to situations they deem special/important makes them take on the persona of a non-neutered dog.

2) The persistent act of attempting to experience achievement by the mere act of forcing one's body close to and/or upon an achiever.

3) The only act a truly lazy individual is able to exert in their quest to achieve dreams that were never theirs...but seem really cool once they hear about it.

Jill never had time to help Bobby make a success of his blog. But now that sponsorships are up and Oprah's calling, she won't go away. She's such a LEG HUMPER.

If you win the lottery, every leg humper from here to kingdom come will show up as a brand new distant cousin.

Leg Humpers are the "close talkers" in the world of interpersonal relationships. They neither see nor care about appropriate boundaries.

Leg Humper by The Mocha Mogul September 23, 2010

leg-humper

Someone who is always hugging somebody or sitting on their lap, especially if they are petty, anal-retentive, and a control freak. See Ellen; usually a spoiled brat.

This girl in my French class is a leg-humper.

leg-humper by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

dog leg humper

terrible insult, if you use this you will make everyone within a 1000 mile radius begin breaking down crying

guy 1: what is wrong with you you are a dog leg humper go die

dog leg humper

dog leg humper by toilet struggler September 2, 2021