Lambert 

Especially foul piece of shit left floating in a public toilet, especially at truckstops in rural areas or similarly filthy restrooms. Etymology unknown, apparently regional to Seattle area.

Oh, christ, somebody left me a lambert.

Lambert by That's what she said... November 10, 2009

Lambert 

A substitution for the word "cunt", most often used in the town of Colchester, where Colchester United's manager Paul Lambert left for local rivals Norwich City. After beating Norwich 7-1 a week ago.

You're such a Lambert!

Lambert by CUFC94 October 12, 2011

Lambert 

1. to fail in the most extreme ways

2. a person who contains such extreme win that it blows your mind

1. "Aw crap! I tried to light my awful book on fire but I set myself on fire instead! That was such a Lambert."

2. "Did you see that guy? He was playing CoD4... on his NES! WOW! HE'S SUCH A LAMBERT!"

Lambert by Mob Carley November 16, 2009

Lambert 

Noun, To fail at something

I pulled a lambert on my physics mid-semester paper.

Lambert by blazerxzero June 1, 2009

Lambert 

When you absolutly have nö skill skill at activities you do with other people such As Sports.

-Dude, he's Lamberting this Lacrosse practice. He sucks.

Lambert by Chuckles95 April 1, 2010

Lambert 

When your cards in Texas Holdem are a Jack and a 2

he raised me 45 pre-flop so I had to fold my Lambert

Lambert by The ErectileProjectile November 15, 2006

lambert 

Term for an individual who is rather too cool for school. Often seen sporting quirky beards and pink converse trainers. Not to be confused with the an unwin although both incredibly small, and often seen feverishly smoking.

By george, that hairy man on stage looks like he is receiving an electric shock from his guitar. No wait that's a danse. He must be a lambert.

lambert by Maxim Hind July 16, 2008