A saliva and sweat machine; one with a pedantic obsesion with signs and chalkboards.
Gillian: Hey Lauren, w... why are you drenched in SPIT?!?

Lauren: Well, I forgot my umbrella and sat too close to the Laird!!!

Gillian: Aww.
by SprocketTalker October 3, 2009
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When time is measured in hours, disregarding minutes.
(when it is 8:59) "It's 8 o'clock in Laird Time."
by ROFLHouse January 5, 2006
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The name Hailey Laird represents a beautiful, gorgeous, amazing and genius girl. She knows how to make anyone's day better than it was. She always knows what to say whenever a good friend is hurt. She is the sweetest friend anyone would be lucky to have. But if you make or mad you better be ready for an argument, she doesn't hold back. And she loves to kill with kindness. She also enjoys cheering and somersaulting over the beds.
"You know what girls? I wish I was a Hailey Laird"
"Sorry, but there is no way you could even compare to such amazement"
by Pow-pow (; March 7, 2010
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Expression of delight and amazement when noticing a very attractive person, but always said outside of their earshot. The 'ooh' part can be elongated depending on exactly how attractive the person is, e.g. an absolute fittie would attract an "Ooooooooooh laird!"
MacDaddy: Oh my god, look at that hot girl across the road
Nojworth: Ooooooh laird!
by Lord Nojworth July 18, 2006
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Is a basically the next Kevin Durant and or MO BAMBA

He is considered a gangbanger or reping for the N1ggas
Laird can ball out better than all his n1ggers
by November 24, 2021
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