Lacrosse

A stupid game which involves the combination of football, soccer, and hockey, except you use gay butterfly nets instead of hockey sticks.

Dave: I'm off to play baseball.
Lance: Lacrosse is cool, not baseball, Fag.
Dave: Okay, I'm a faggot for hitting a ball with a bat and talking strategy like a champion, and you're cool for playing with a butterfly net while jumping all over other men, sorry for not realizing that.
Lance: :O
Dave: No Lance, You will not be sucking my dick.

by BBJethro2440 August 15, 2011

Lacrosse

1)A game involving two teams of over-privelaged rich homosexuals looking for another way to personify what it is to truly like to be a tool. Usually one who plays said game is somewhere between the ape and a neanderthal on the evolutionary chart and for those who do not believe in evolution God or L Ron Hubbard created the perfect douche-bag.

Why watch gay porn when there is a Lacrosse game on?

by HideYOkids8675309 February 10, 2011

Lacrosse

What people who sucked at baseball when they were younger play during baseball season

Baseball is better than lacrosse

by DylanS15 August 28, 2014

Lacrosse

A made up sport for people that can't play anything else

Guy 1- "Dude I didn't know Adam played lacrosse?"
Guy2- "Yeah man he was on my basketball team last year, he freaking sucked,"
Guy 3- "Yeah I guess that explains it then,"

by cool kid345568 January 2, 2012

Lacrosse

The gayest sport every. It is a sport played with a stick and a bunch of pussy ass pads on. It was originally created as a fun and manly sport but soon the fags and douche bags took over.

Joe: Hey Mike are you playing lacrosse today?
Mike: Nah bro I'm into girls

Alex: Man I love lacrosse just as much as I love sucking dick

by Inside out oreo July 8, 2013

Lacrosse

1.An activity that takes every bit of gayness in ones body to play.

2.for any reject who cant handle a real sport like baseball or football

Kid: Hey you wanna go play some fun sports and be atheletic?

Fag: Are you kidding? I've been cut from every real sport! i do lacrosse!

by yanks22 July 27, 2008

lacrosse

A sport that rich white kids play, so they can pretend to be athletic.

"I'm like...third in the state for Lacrosse...I'm pretty athletic"

"Yeah, it must be hard to hit people with sticks, and grow your hair real long...like a bitch."

by GsE49857 September 10, 2009