'to kotch' an expression used when a male and female snuggle up to each other or find themselves together in position when lying down on a sofa or bed where they find themselves in extreme comfort. Most likley to happen after you have been through something together such as sex, a night out, or a meal etc.
ring ring
hello?
Jim, whats up tonight?
not much, just gonna kotch up.
oh ok ill leave you to it.
safe...laters.
hello?
Jim, whats up tonight?
not much, just gonna kotch up.
oh ok ill leave you to it.
safe...laters.
by Jimbo Jones09 December 11, 2009
Kotch is the state of affairs whereby things are relaxed, happy and satisfactory. Kotch can take many different forms.
by Jesse Cox September 27, 2005
A crotch with no genitalia. Similar to what Matt Damon has in Dogma. Generally used in a derogatory sense.
Shut your kotch.
You're a stupid kotch.
Go eat out a kotch.
Yeah, at least my girlfriend doesn't have a kotch.
You're a stupid kotch.
Go eat out a kotch.
Yeah, at least my girlfriend doesn't have a kotch.
by Kilroy September 25, 2005
by Slicky December 2, 2004
Slang for a male penis. Used as an appropriate backup when the alternate term "Cock" can be perceived as unacceptable within a certain environment.
"Out of the way you KOTCH!"
"Look at this kotch cutting the line!"
"I took a shot to the kotch Mike!"
"Look at this kotch cutting the line!"
"I took a shot to the kotch Mike!"
by Derek March 28, 2003
by Lady N-Tice June 7, 2003
The art of relaxing and smoking spliffs/shottys whilst ignoring the day to day aspects of life e.g. work, assignments, meeting girlfriends/boyfriend/parents or enjoying a cheeky little bistro
by Danny Stanbridge June 23, 2008