shut up baby, i know it 

saying, originating from the character 'bender' in 'futurama'. a statement associated with pimps, and gives the speaker a sense of power and self-worth. however, overexcessive use may result in physical pain.

- "it's raining outside"
- "shut up baby, i know it"
- "gaaaaaah!!" (physical violence follows)

shut up baby, i know it by anon55 August 28, 2006

I didn't know I was playing church league softball 

A phrase meaning you have received a weak alcoholic drink. Coined by a Josh Fieler in the Lexington, Ky area in early 2011

Here is your bourbon and coke sir.

I'm sorry, I didn't know I was playing church league softball.

I didn't know I was playing church league softball by Krynja August 20, 2013

And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO

“And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO” is a phrase commonly used by Lord Nuxanor after making a serious statement with the words “The World” in the statement as apposed to the usual use of the world which is correctly pronounced as ZAWARUDO while flexing epically on all the normies because you gotta stay cool fam.

“We must end poverty across The World, And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO”

And you know I’m serious because I said The World and not ZAWARUDO by CoochieFister666 December 2, 2019

you know I love ya 

A phrase used to minimize the damage after insulting someone. Often accompanied by "I didn't mean that" or "Just kidding".

Damm you're so fat, you can't even jump to a conclusion...Ha Ha just kidding...you know I love ya.

you know I love ya by Lalit May 23, 2004

You Know I Had To Do It To Em 

When you do it to em and you know you had to.

Mike Hunt: Yo bro why'd you have to vibe check Dixie Normus and Yuri Tarded?
Moe Leicester: You know I had to do it to em.

You Know I Had To Do It To Em by Horny Nigga Laundry Basket 34 November 13, 2019

i'm sexy and i know it 

A song people made while on drugs but became a huge hit. It's gay as fuck.

Person 1: Have you heard the song 'I'm Sexy and I Know It'?

Person 2: Say that one more time and I swear to fucking god I will kill you

i'm sexy and i know it by OreoLover20 May 30, 2016

you know I love ya 

a good opportunity to say this phrase would be after cracking a joke about someone that is somewhat insulting, but not taken to the heart.

"aww come on now, you know i love ya!"

you know I love ya by Melanie May 21, 2004