klingon 

...A language full of pwnage that the trekkies are very fond of. I myself am a trekkie. (therefore i pwn j00.)

When you come across a trekkie, interrupt their starbabble immediately with, "Hab SoSlI' Quch!"

Or be cool like me and costantly shout out,"nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'!?" at random.

klingon by wysiwyg January 8, 2004

klingon 

a girlfriend that clings on to her boyfriend way too much and doesn't give him any time to himself.

antwan: yo my bitch won't get off my D!
tyrese: you needs to kick that klingon to the curb.

klingon by jaeill April 8, 2004

klingon 

1. Violent aliens from the various Star Trek TV shows.
2. Nerds who think they are violent aliens.
3. Poo stuck to your ass hair; dingleberries.

Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

klingon by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006

klingon 

any vehicle following behind another so as to avoid getting a speeding ticket. Usually a klingon hangs back a safe distance, matches your speed and is hard to get rid of. Alot like the pieces of poo that hang from your butt.

I had a klingon on my ass for the last 5 miles.

klingon by mr_membrane November 1, 2006

Klingon 

People that do not go away when you ask them too.
Use in sentence: stop klingin on.

Klingon: someone is not invited to the party. But they keep following you till they’re also there. A kling-on.

Stop klingin on.

What is he doing, why is he coming. He is a klingon.

Klingon by MEKKAKING January 3, 2022

klingon 

A person who chronically shows up at parties, and always mooches other people's booze or drugs. See mooch

Also applies to friends of club promoters.

That party sucked 'cause there were too many klingons there.

klingon by Robert MacKenzie September 20, 2005

klingon 

A piece of dung or excrement clinging to hair around the anus. See also dingleberries, dangleberries, dillberries, clinkers, winnets and wittens, bum tags, chuff-nu

"Captain! Uranus is surrouned by Klingons!"

klingon by Harry Merkin August 6, 2002