kevin federline

K-Fed got Brit pregnant again? Well, everyone is good at something. For Kevin Federline, knocking up women is his only talent because we all know he can't rap!
by sheneneh December 07, 2007
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kevin federline

1) A bottom feeder that feeds on feces off the bottom of dirty fish tanks. In its natural habitat, can be seen wearing wifebeater, acting black. This creature draws attention to itself by "rapping."

2) Inability to read, write, or rap. Basically an imbecile.
mom: study or you will become a Kevin Federline in the future.
by Smart Guy Period November 27, 2007
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kevin federline

a term to describe a guy who is a lazy bum, with no job and sits around the house all day and does nothing and also mooches off his rich girlfriend and spends all her money
lazy bum: hey babe gimme some money I wanna buy a new pair of shoes

rich girlfriend: ok anything for you sweety heres a million dollars my kevin federline
by ajb18 January 10, 2008
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kevin federline

A man who has come to symbolize what a complete, impotent, sexual failure really is. K-Fed, is an uneducated, complete and utter failure, an embodiment of pure white trash. Turned down by any girl with a brain, or who looks hot, he has ended up with his sole mate, brittany spears. Together, they hope to spread the ideas and values of vagrancy, freeloading, and to totally strip any talent from the world.
Man, I just watched Kevin Federline's new video, and I thought it disgraced rap music.

Kevin Federline is an embarrassment to any human being that is caucasan. He is also an embarrassment to the human race.
by INyourFace September 17, 2008
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kevin federline

douchebag extrodinaire. thank god britney spears dumped him, at least she had a little bit of her common sense left.
If I had to choose who won Douchebag of the year, 2006, I'd say kevin federline

where are all the definetions of kevin federline? here underdouchebag
by DizzyLizzy December 25, 2006
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kevin federline

Currently the #1 reason why eugenics must be implemented as soon as possible. If you don't know what eugenics is, look it up.
The last thing we need is dumb wiggers like kevin federline breeding with dumb bitches like britney spears. Sterilize these fuckers already.
by The Bad Guy December 14, 2008
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kevin federline

A no-good, lazy bum who made a name for himself only by marrying rich and more famous, Brittany Spears. He is an aspiring rapper, but will never amount to any talent or good whatsoever.
Kevin Federline is a posterchild for urban whitetrash.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com May 25, 2008
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