skins justification

After an insane party or drunken night when one does something regrettable to watch Skins (usually UK) to feel better and that there are plenty of other people out there doing stupid things.

I know,I did five full hours of Skins justification

by ElectricWalrusContrabassoon May 31, 2011

Retroactive Justification

When you call someone out who's wronged you and they try to use your response, anger, or retaliation to justify what they did.

Person A: "I only lied because I knew you'd react like this!"
Person B: "That's some retroactive justification bullshit! That's not how time works. The cause happens BEFORE the result, dumbass!"

by Gaius315 March 16, 2022

justifer

ship name of the ex couple jennifer aniston and justin theroux

“justifer” is endgame and should get back together period

by ihatebradpitt January 12, 2021

Biased Lawyer Veils The Justification Of His Corrupt Actions In My Own Rhetoric To Detract From The Fact

And by 'veils in my own rhetoric' I mean 'Weaponizing schizophrenia by talking about the things I do while they aren't around in a way that could be easily misconstrued as delusions of reference' or 'Using their children as a cudgel' which is how you know he is lying to detract from the fact they buried the 'Weaponized schizophrenia' I was talking about and are now trying to shield themselves from liability for child murders that may have occurred.

Hym "Breaking! Biased Lawyer Veils The Justification Of His Corrupt Actions In My Own Rhetoric To Detract From The Fact That YouTube Influencers Are DELIBERATELY Trying To Make It Look Like Someone Has A Mental Illness They Don't Actually Have To Make A Point About Women Or Slurs Or Something! Or maybe they AREN'T trying to make a point! Maybe they are just doing it so they can tell themselves that what they are doing to me isn't that bad and that it isn't their fault that a bunch of children got murdered but, rather, they can scapegoat me for doing nothing more than describe my own situation (in great detail) and draw attention to it in the only way I could thing to do so."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

Nuremberg justification

noun; a "not guilty" plea made by anyone, regardless of private or public status, in response to an action ordered by a public body that considers itself superior in rank and / or class.

Also known as "Nuremberg defense," "just doing my job," "just following orders," "superior orders"

As wildfires raged on the coast and social media outside Canada lit up with reports and footage, Meta and Instagram claimed the Nuremberg justification against the federal government over Bill C-18.

by ReverseHaloEffect August 26, 2023

Open complacent justification

A desensitization movement of the masses that promotes indifference, rationalizes apathy for acts against humanity for the opposition, and prioritization of their affiliation when enduring the same inhumanity.

A brainwash bee-hive mind mentality that is hypocritical about who and what they stand for.

Open complacent justification leads to the destruction of America.

~Alexis Schowalter, 2025

The push to rationalize the lack of empathy or compassion, despite beliefs or opinions, for the blatant open murder of Charlie Kirk is an example of open complacent justification.

Conditioning people to bit by bit - to be ok with, and accept the blatant genocide of opinions or people who offend the contrary, is the goal of open complacent justification.

by Lexischo.xoxo September 11, 2025

Jorgen Justification

To Justify an action based on the person's personality.

After knowing a person's previous doings as an expectation to justify an action.

Most typically used in arguments, phrases, or jokes (Most likely jokes)

"Why'd he have to beat me up? :("
"Because he's John"
"Oh don't use the Jorgen Justification on me, you're better than that."

by TrotterMorp April 16, 2023