skins justification

After an insane party or drunken night when one does something regrettable to watch Skins (usually UK) to feel better and that there are plenty of other people out there doing stupid things.

I know,I did five full hours of Skins justification

by ElectricWalrusContrabassoon May 31, 2011

Retroactive Justification

When you call someone out who's wronged you and they try to use your response, anger, or retaliation to justify what they did.

Person A: "I only lied because I knew you'd react like this!"
Person B: "That's some retroactive justification bullshit! That's not how time works. The cause happens BEFORE the result, dumbass!"

by Gaius315 March 16, 2022

Justification

You are trying to make it and argument about what is or is not justify and it's going to cost you one of your kids. Stop do it.

Hym "And I can just as easily say there's no justification for what you're doing but I'm not going without the credit or the money. Being mealy-mouthed about what constitutes doing vs saying or arguing about what is or is not justified is not going to alter in any way the fact that you are steal from me and I just don't have to let you do it for free. Until money hits a bank account that I control and it fucking stays there until I die there is no reason to let your kids live and I'm not going to. I'm not struggling with the rest of you because I don't have to. And you do have to pay me. I will make you pay. You need to concern yourself with the people who don't have a stake but are still in the way."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2025

Open complacent justification

A desensitization movement of the masses that promotes indifference, rationalizes apathy for acts against humanity for the opposition, and prioritization of their affiliation when enduring the same inhumanity.

A brainwash bee-hive mind mentality that is hypocritical about who and what they stand for.

Open complacent justification leads to the destruction of America.

~Alexis Schowalter, 2025

The push to rationalize the lack of empathy or compassion, despite beliefs or opinions, for the blatant open murder of Charlie Kirk is an example of open complacent justification.

Conditioning people to bit by bit - to be ok with, and accept the blatant genocide of opinions or people who offend the contrary, is the goal of open complacent justification.

by Lexischo.xoxo September 11, 2025

Nuremberg justification

noun; a "not guilty" plea made by anyone, regardless of private or public status, in response to an action ordered by a public body that considers itself superior in rank and / or class.

Also known as "Nuremberg defense," "just doing my job," "just following orders," "superior orders"

As wildfires raged on the coast and social media outside Canada lit up with reports and footage, Meta and Instagram claimed the Nuremberg justification against the federal government over Bill C-18.

by ReverseHaloEffect August 26, 2023

Jorgen Justification

To Justify an action based on the person's personality.

After knowing a person's previous doings as an expectation to justify an action.

Most typically used in arguments, phrases, or jokes (Most likely jokes)

"Why'd he have to beat me up? :("
"Because he's John"
"Oh don't use the Jorgen Justification on me, you're better than that."

by TrotterMorp April 16, 2023

justifer

ship name of the ex couple jennifer aniston and justin theroux

“justifer” is endgame and should get back together period

by ihatebradpitt January 12, 2021