He is God.
Person 1: Hey you seen jschlatt recently?
person 2: Yeah i have, i see him everyday. He is god after all.
by JschlattisGod March 31, 2021
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boomer who invented schlattcoin, the most powerful currency. also invented the legendary artifact, the cuck shed. a true god amongst men.
person 1: hey, are you religious?
person 2: of course i am, i worship jschlatt
by random user #1.797e+308 September 29, 2020
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Jschlatt, a guy who’s allergic to dust and brownies… he also can’t swim

Jschlatt, a guy who owns a gun for paintball he also has an orange tabby named Jambo:)
Person 1: Jschlatt scares me

Me: loser
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someone:hey you know jschlatt?
me:ya, he’s the controversial one
by klotaylorsversion August 15, 2021
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This bigman has lots of money by definitely not scamming his customers with his currency "Schlatt Coin"
"Hey look it's Big Man himself Jschlatt !"
by Ur local retard February 23, 2021
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