jolly rancher

A homosexual farmer.

Notice how that Tim Pickerin is always tending to his sheep and not his crop? Hell, he sure is a jolly rancher!

by Ben Kessler February 19, 2005

jolly rancher

The act of placing one's entire package into a female's mouth so deeply as to force the bitch to smile.

It was a happy day when I offered Jenny the cherry jolly rancher.

I told her to stop smiling, but she couldnt! She must have jolly rancher fever.

by justincapps February 29, 2004

jolly rancher

Jolly green giant puts some ranch dressing on a salad and tosses it.

I like to watch the jolly rancher channel.

by Mikey-o April 27, 2003

jolly rancher

1) a delicious tangy fruit candy
2) a really nasty breakfast meat
3) a gay pirate
4) when you take a poop and you dont wipe good enough and little balls of crap are stuck yto your ass hair... then a girl gives you dome later that night and she gots some little turds in her mouth. The little turds are the jolly ranchers.

The jolly rancher sucked mad dick and his breath smells like jololy ranchers so he ate a jolly rancher and then went to the breakfast tabe to cook some jolly ranchers.

by fatrancher March 27, 2003

jolly rancher

lamer; homosexual

er1c is a jolly rancher.

by hacker February 22, 2003

jolly ranchers

jolly ranchers are very good to eat.

the name can sometimes remind you of a gay farmer.

but thats ok, if you eat them your not gay.

mmmm, i love watermelon jolly ranchers. they feel good in my tummy.

by Sydnie the Hippie June 17, 2008

Jolly Ranchers

Jolly Ranchers are a kind of candy that has tons of flavors. It has gummies, hard candy (original), popsicles, and more! They're my favorite candy, but I only like the hard candy kind because it's original and I think it's the better kind.

"I can buy you Jolly Ranchers as a treat for saving my life."

by Jolly_ranchers99 January 20, 2016