4 definitions by Ben Kessler
The combination of 'ew' and 'ugh'.
by Ben Kessler July 23, 2005
Him: Dayummmm those CLGs are finnneee, I'd definitely fuck 'em!
Me: Shit yeah, I would too if they weren't 9!
Me: Shit yeah, I would too if they weren't 9!
by Ben Kessler September 4, 2005
A homosexual farmer.
Notice how that Tim Pickerin is always tending to his sheep and not his crop? Hell, he sure is a jolly rancher!
by Ben Kessler February 20, 2005
When farts or fecal matter cause 3rd degree burns to the sphincter region. Usually occurs after an evening of ethnic food from third-world countries such as Mexico, India and Afghanistan.
Mark had to skip class, for those dirty parking-lot burritos gave him spicy asshole and his sphincter was bleeding.
by Ben Kessler February 20, 2005